Comments on: The Only Reason The Bengals Won’t Go After Michael Vick

By: JMill

JMill — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:53:38 +0000

The Dolphins should sign him. White can run the Wildcat, and Vick can run the “Wild Dog” offense.

Yeah, that was horrible

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:01:59 +0000

Why not Cleveland? Who wouldn’t want to see Vick cheered on by the Dawg Pound?

By: Buddha

Buddha — Thu, 21 May 2009 23:13:02 +0000

If he ever sees the field again, Art Schlichter would have one hell of a lawsuit against the NFL. Rozelle banned Art from ever playing again for gambling. What Vick has done is no different.

By: Ken O'brien's broken dreams

Ken O'brien's broken dreams — Thu, 21 May 2009 23:03:52 +0000

for the love of god let this guy sign with the 49ers. Singletary and Vick together must happen.

By: Pip

Pip — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:41:37 +0000

Well done! I can’t wait to see where goes. This is going to be a fun season with him in the league again.

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:48:57 +0000

…and maybe we’ll watch some semi-sincere mea culpa from Vick on ESPN over soft piano music.
No, no, no…’tinkly piano bullshit’, please.

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:16:22 +0000

Where the fuck are the dick jokes?

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:08:56 +0000

Rae Carruth can’t wait for parole.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Thu, 21 May 2009 18:12:26 +0000

As long as Al Davis, Jerry Jones, and Dan Snyder are owners of NFL teams, Vick will find a new home.

By the way, if Vick does join a new team and gets on the bad side of the head coach, would the media say he’s in the “doghouse”? I bet they would, those clever bastards.

By: Pee Wee's Pig

Pee Wee's Pig — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:36:34 +0000

Al Davis doesn’t know Vick’s been in jail.