Comments on: Some Questions Better Left Unasked

By: VyseTheTetrisdork

VyseTheTetrisdork — Sun, 03 May 2009 06:48:52 +0000

Perfect bedtime story. Good to have a new Laserface and Merriam post.

Marmalard is my anti-drug.

By: DeepFriar

DeepFriar — Sun, 03 May 2009 02:26:59 +0000

I AM FIND NO GOOD…draft pick Larry English
Another fine product of College Park, MD

By: porky1

porky1 — Sat, 02 May 2009 05:35:17 +0000

BEN vs. Shawnosaurus in a game of Cranium!

By: rodgers_neighborhood

rodgers_neighborhood — Sat, 02 May 2009 01:46:17 +0000

/saw “footballhood,” immediately thought “Bengals.”

By: Joe Don Slightlydisturbed

Joe Don Slightlydisturbed — Fri, 01 May 2009 23:26:02 +0000

Classic, classic stuff.

By: Dieter

Dieter — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:55:33 +0000

“I’m going to do the ‘Lights Out’ dance so often people will be glad to see me go — like, ‘Get that dance out of here.”

That story must be recycled from 2006.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:03:19 +0000

I think when the obit of “Christmas Ape” is written, cuntcubus is going to appear somewhere among his achievements.

Well done sir. Well done.

By: EDinCali

EDinCali — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:06:45 +0000

Cuntcubus added to the vocabulary, thanks Ape!

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:57:46 +0000

Merriman has future casino greeter written all over him.

By: Brady Quinn's Courage

Brady Quinn's Courage — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:38:59 +0000

If only Dick Cheney had known the fear the threat of rape at the hands of Shawne Merriman would have been such an effective interrogation tool… Who ISN’T going to spill their guts after watching Shawne Merriman use his penis to hollow out a fellow detainee?