Sexy Friday Loves The 80’s
I wrote a column on Deadspin yesterday that included a nudie clip from “Porky’s Revenge”, a scene I swear I’ve used for personal self-gratification at least 700 times. Such is the incredible power of the sex scenes from my youth. You can truly never duplicate the thrill of seeing those first naughty movie scenes when you were a kid. So, in the spirit of yesteryear’s boners, we present four great ones. We’ve got the opening cleavage shot from Bachelor Party up above. Below, NSFW scenes from Kelly Preston, Phoebe Cates, and Rebecca de Mornay. You know them by heart already, which is what makes them so very, very special. Have a good weekend, kids.
May 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Holy Fuck, thank you.
May 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
“a nudie clip I swear I’ve used for personal self-gratification at least 700 times”
… Since yesterday? Damn.
May 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Who said Kelly Preston stopped being smoking hot? http://dailybiz.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/tn2_kelly_preston_21.jpg
Okay, okay, I know, she was really something else back then.
May 15th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Wait…why is Tom Cruise kissing a woman??
May 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Sexy Friday … with nudity. There’s no turning back.
May 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
what am i supposed to do now with a boner at work?
May 15th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
There’s tragedy in all three of the bottom clips…
Kelly Preston, forced to beard for Travolta for eternity;
Phoebe Cates, retired by Kevin Kline;
Rebecca DeMornay, the double whammy of being Wally George’s daughter and having her hottest scene ruined by Tom Cruise (made up for by The Hand That Rocks the Cradle…mmm psycho…)
May 15th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
I saw Phoebe Cates last summer at Turks and Caicos on the beach with her husband. They vacation there every year.
She is still SMOKING HOT!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
May 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Phoebe Cates… yes. Thank you very much. Be back in a few minutes.
May 15th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
what am i supposed to do now with a boner at work?
I may be going out on a limb here (hahaha, get it? I’m awesome), but I’d say… jerk off?
Damn, Rebecca de Mornay has filled many, MANY pleasant fantasies of mine in the late 80s and early 90s. She was fucking HOT. Anyone who doubts that and wasn’t convinced by Risky Business should check out “And God Created Woman” (it actually has some douchey french subtitle which means the same thing. Et Dieux crea la Femme or something like that. Fuck France.)
Jesus, she gets gloriously, GLORIOUSLY naked in it, and the entire movie is basically “Rebecca de Mornay gets fucked EVERYWHERE.”
At least, that’s what my juvenile memories tell me. I’m sure there was a story in it somewhere, but all I remember is her getting fucked from behind against a wall, and savagely used on a pool table.
Ahem…
/trundles off to work bathroom.
May 15th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Monique Gabriel as ‘Tracy’ was the real star of ‘Bachelor Party.’ Good Heavens that woman deserved an Oscar.
/I am looking, and they are perfect.
May 15th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Needs more cheerleaders..
‘And God Created Woman’ was the closest thing I had to VHS porn before I actually got VHS porn. I remember it being EPIC.
Every time I hear that music from Fast Times I think of Phoebe Cates boobers.
Thank you KSK.
May 15th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Hmm…I’ve never seen those movies.
May 15th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
movies stopped being awesome after the 80’s.
porky’s, bachelor party, anything with rodney dangerfield, and eddie murphy was still funny.
slasher flicks like freddy and jason, (too lazy to type the titles) where they’d wait until after the hot chick showed her boobs before they killed her.
god i miss the 80’s
great sexy friday
May 15th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
If we’re on 80’s hot fantasy chicks from our youth, I think a shout out needs to go to Lacey Underall from Caddyshack, played by Cindy Morgan. Granted, her career went no where (but really, where did Phoebe really end up?). Anyway, that was the first rated R movie I saw on HBO and oh what good times that summer…
May 15th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I’m just going to come out and say it: I’m a little creeped-out watching Tom Hanks enjoy those luscious tits so much. It’s like watching your dad jerk off to porn.
May 15th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
More like Rebecca de Hornay.
/rare moment where a “Wayne’s World” quote isn’t totally dated and obsolete
May 15th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Cindy “Lacey Underalls” Morgan: Fuck Yeah. I second that (wanking) motion. She was also in “Tron”, though unfortunately without nudity.
I have ladies to add to the ’80s Movies Fantasy Poon Spank Bank:
• Kelly LeBrock
• Kathleen Turner
• Carré Otis
• Brigitte Nielsen
They’ve all appeared nude in movies- as if you other pervos didn’t know.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
As someone who graduated from high scholl in 1989 all I can say is thank you Drew for this walk down memory lane, or should I say mammary lane.
/see what i did there
May 15th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
*school
May 15th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Who was the chick from Revenge of the Nerds that brought about this quote “We have bush, we have bush”?
May 15th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Idiot…. should be “We’ve got bush”
May 15th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
/still gets aroused at first notes of “Movin’ in Stereo”
May 16th, 2009 at 2:42 am
I would’ve lied and cum inside 80’s Kelly Preston too
/condoms – would rather have them and not need them than need them and not have them
//usually don’t need them though :-(
May 18th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Jenny Agutter
Hooker in Logan’s Run, but more importantly, Nurse Alex Price in An American Werewolf in London. I have a Pavlovian response every time I hear Van Morrison’s “Moondance” where I must run and take a shower.
May 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
is that the dude from the oc with kelly preston?