Comments on: Sexy Friday Comes in Video Form, Features Chargers Girls

By: jujrok

jujrok — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:02:45 +0000

ksk bringin the lasses to the masses. bless you: y’all are doin the lord’s work here. don’t be dissuaded by the meek or inadequately hung.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:49:08 +0000

No problem dude, I only heard about the paralyzed scout assistant this morning so it I could see where the jokes would have begun flowing in especially since the early reports were no serious or life threatening injuries.

Anyway, we Cowboys fans need to stick together and mock all other teams shitty draft picks – like the Eagles and the Vikings for their attempt to acquire Favre. Now those two teams are funny.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:44:27 +0000

I love women who are eager to work hard for a job where their only goal is to be an object for my lust. Thank you girls!

Also, Brazilian Facebook girls : Fuck and Yes.

By: The Hammer is My Penis

The Hammer is My Penis — Mon, 04 May 2009 16:31:54 +0000

@ jackin’

I feel like an ass, trust me. More so than usual, even.

I’ve been a diehard Dallas fan since ‘82. I enjoy a good Double-J mocking as much as the next guy, but I still have much love for any and all things Cowboys-related. At the time I posted my comment above, the early news was “Cowboys practice facility collapses – several injured, though no one seriously.” So I jumped in head first with a dumbass comment, only to find out later that the not-so-serious injuries were pretty serious after all.

Stupid lack of ‘edit post’ function.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:36:24 +0000

The Hammer is My Penis

One of the scouts has permanent paralysis after this spinal column was severed so I know we’re here to joke about each other’s teams and all, but this is more serious than a tornado hitting the facility because the Double J did a fly by while banging the flight attendants.

Not trying to be overly serious here, but just wanted to throw that out there. That and KSK still hasn’t posted anything at 10:35 am on Monday for us to comment on.

/dick joke

By: WhatzIt2U

WhatzIt2U — Sun, 03 May 2009 16:48:30 +0000

Brazil, What a country!

/Yakhoff Smirnoff’d

PS – The pic with the girl at the triffling pool with the clear-cut rain forest in the background. So environmentally wrong, and yet, it only adds to the hottness of the pic.

By: ASS

ASS — Sun, 03 May 2009 04:02:58 +0000

im going to fuck all yalls fucking mouth kiss dick shit! oh turd! can we fuck? fuck tits and there hard nipple tits! i want to cum in Punch Rockgroins mouth so bad tit fuck ass shit cum! oh i just fucking fucked selena gomez and shit!

By: The Hammer is My Penis

The Hammer is My Penis — Sun, 03 May 2009 03:39:21 +0000

So in not-at-all-related-to-this thread news, the Cowboys’ practice facility collapsed today after it was hit by a tornado.

Best wishes for everyone involved, all my thoughts and prayers, yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, someone REALLY needs to do a “Wizard of Oz” send up with Tony Romo as Dorothy, Wade Phillips as the Cowardly Lion, Jason Garrett as the Scarecrow, and Pacman Jones as whatever Oz character it was that loved drankin’ and hittin’ up titty bars.

Spoiler alert: Jerry Jones will be the one in the end to say, “Oh no, my dear. I’m a very good man. I just suck ass as a general manager.”

/ wishes Darren Sproles played for Cowboys, as he would make a PERFECT Toto

By: Troy Lolamalu

Troy Lolamalu — Sat, 02 May 2009 20:45:53 +0000

MY CAWK JUST EXPLODED

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Sat, 02 May 2009 09:53:38 +0000

I can’t hear anyone say “I believe that everything happens for a reason” without wanting to smack the shit out of them. Blondie on the video is no exception.

/would still hit it.
//but only if she used a ball gag.