Sexy Friday Comes in Video Form, Features Chargers Girls
To say that this video, which follows the twin plights of two San Diego Chargers Girls hopefuls, is the greatest video on YouTube is less hyperbole than it is an indisputable truth. Along the way we meet and fall in love with Melanie, a perky blonde who came up short her first time in San Diego but found a home with Seattle’s Sea Gals. Then we meet and fall in love with Nagisa, a super-hot Japanese woman who barely speaks English (Engrish, if you will), and we forget all about that tramp Melanie. When Nagisa says her name, it sounds vaguely like “next time,” and her pronounciation of “cheerleading” comes closer to “chilling.” So adorable. Like a baby duck you want to have sex with.
Do they make the team? Do they get sent home? It’s a five-minute voyage of cleavage, booty shorts, hair-flipping, gyrations, and one Asian accent that will send you straight to the massage parlor.
(Bonus Sexy Friday goodness: Brazilian Facebook girls)
Tags: captain caveman, I laughed I cried I masturbated, sexy friday, The Friday Cheerleader Posts
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May 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm
FAP FAP FAP
May 1st, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I decided to comment first then masturbate.
May 1st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I could go on for days talking shit about the chunk of Hell that is southern California, then I see this and forget it all. Stay sexy, San Diego.
May 1st, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Now my pants are chafing me!
May 1st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I missed the bonus Brazilian pictures the first time, be right back.
May 1st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
@Cap: you sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Bless you, bless you.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:03 pm
SPOIREL ARELT I want to see the 27 girls that got picked ahead of “Next Time,” which was unfortunately for her (and really for all of us) a very prophetic pronounciation for her. Please keep us updated if she appears in bukkake porn in the homeland.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
LaFavre- take your time. There’s plenty there worth savoring. If there were a Pulitzer for “blog posts featuring hot chicks” that one would win, hands down. And dicks up.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Now, I’m out of socks.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
That chick told me she had cancer!
May 1st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Wow, the bonus brazilian pics seal it. Best sexy friday ever?
May 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Having sex with a baby duck can lead to surprisingly high levels of emotional attachment.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Melanie already looks like a stripper near her sell-by date. Sorry, but that white-blonde with black roots thing is not all that attractive, and doesn’t age well. Nice rack, though.
Japanese chick is hot.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:34 pm
America is the greatest country in the world. America is the greatest country in the world. America is the greatest country in the world. America is the greatest country in the world. America is the greatest country in the world. America is the greatest country in the world. America is the greatest country in the world.
Oh, fuck it.
/moves to Brazil
May 1st, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I’d love to eat Japanese or Brazilian tonight, but I’ll probably just end up getting fast food.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Whenever I read a Hines Wald entry that makes me feel slightly racist for laughing, I’m going to simply recall this exchange:
“They’ll think you’re adorable!”
“Adolaburr?”
It can’t be racist if it gives me wood, right? Racists are biologically incapable of erections.
Numbell one smaltest Cheelreedel!
May 1st, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Nagisa was really good in her hotel scene with Bill Murray in Lost In Translation.
May 1st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Cheerleaders should wear thongs.
May 1st, 2009 at 5:17 pm
best tag ever? best tag ever.
May 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
SO MANY BEAUTIFUL GIRRS!
She’s been chilling for 60 years? No way she’s that old.
I think I sprained my eyes trying to watch that multiple split screen thing.
May 1st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
My wife and I just hired a nanny for our kids. One of the applicants was a 21 year old Brazillian who’s email address translated into English as Saucy69 and looked like she should be on that link. Needless to say, Mrs Cutter wouldn’t let us interview her. Probably better for all of us.
May 1st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I dunno…I thought the audio was suspect in parts. It was tough to hear over my boner screaming “Yes, yes, a thousand times, YES!”
May 1st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
herro election.
May 1st, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I’ve been pimping the greatness of the “Making The Squad” series on this board for awhile now. I’m shocked the KSK guys haven’t latched on to this reality show/beauty contest/soft core porn hybrid long before now. Best yet, if you continue to watch for the other 27 1/2 minutes after you’re finish masturbating, you’ll discover cheerleaders are some of the most emotionally fucked up women behind only porn stars and strippers.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Richard..are you watching spanktavision?
May 1st, 2009 at 8:56 pm
need. director’s. cut.
May 1st, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Why would i keep watching after I’ve masturbated? You’ve got some strange notions, Bubby Brister’s Mop.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@Bubby Brister’s Mop
Watch after masturbating? Now who’s the one with emotional problems?
May 1st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@me
Stupid open-ended italics tags.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Just went through the Brazilian facebook girls, and I wish it never ended. Greatest webpage ever.
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 am
I hate to blow everybody’s high but according to a brazillion sports sites on the internet one Mr. Britt Farr’ may be leaving his land barony in Mississippi and be heading to Minnesota. It will be the perfect storm of irritating accents colliding.
May 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 am
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
May 2nd, 2009 at 5:53 am
I can’t hear anyone say “I believe that everything happens for a reason” without wanting to smack the shit out of them. Blondie on the video is no exception.
/would still hit it.
//but only if she used a ball gag.
May 2nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
MY CAWK JUST EXPLODED
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
So in not-at-all-related-to-this thread news, the Cowboys’ practice facility collapsed today after it was hit by a tornado.
Best wishes for everyone involved, all my thoughts and prayers, yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, someone REALLY needs to do a “Wizard of Oz” send up with Tony Romo as Dorothy, Wade Phillips as the Cowardly Lion, Jason Garrett as the Scarecrow, and Pacman Jones as whatever Oz character it was that loved drankin’ and hittin’ up titty bars.
Spoiler alert: Jerry Jones will be the one in the end to say, “Oh no, my dear. I’m a very good man. I just suck ass as a general manager.”
/ wishes Darren Sproles played for Cowboys, as he would make a PERFECT Toto
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:02 am
im going to fuck all yalls fucking mouth kiss dick shit! oh turd! can we fuck? fuck tits and there hard nipple tits! i want to cum in Punch Rockgroins mouth so bad tit fuck ass shit cum! oh i just fucking fucked selena gomez and shit!
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Brazil, What a country!
/Yakhoff Smirnoff’d
PS – The pic with the girl at the triffling pool with the clear-cut rain forest in the background. So environmentally wrong, and yet, it only adds to the hottness of the pic.
May 4th, 2009 at 10:36 am
The Hammer is My Penis
One of the scouts has permanent paralysis after this spinal column was severed so I know we’re here to joke about each other’s teams and all, but this is more serious than a tornado hitting the facility because the Double J did a fly by while banging the flight attendants.
Not trying to be overly serious here, but just wanted to throw that out there. That and KSK still hasn’t posted anything at 10:35 am on Monday for us to comment on.
/dick joke
May 4th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@ jackin’
I feel like an ass, trust me. More so than usual, even.
I’ve been a diehard Dallas fan since ‘82. I enjoy a good Double-J mocking as much as the next guy, but I still have much love for any and all things Cowboys-related. At the time I posted my comment above, the early news was “Cowboys practice facility collapses – several injured, though no one seriously.” So I jumped in head first with a dumbass comment, only to find out later that the not-so-serious injuries were pretty serious after all.
Stupid lack of ‘edit post’ function.
May 4th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I love women who are eager to work hard for a job where their only goal is to be an object for my lust. Thank you girls!
Also, Brazilian Facebook girls : Fuck and Yes.
May 4th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
No problem dude, I only heard about the paralyzed scout assistant this morning so it I could see where the jokes would have begun flowing in especially since the early reports were no serious or life threatening injuries.
Anyway, we Cowboys fans need to stick together and mock all other teams shitty draft picks – like the Eagles and the Vikings for their attempt to acquire Favre. Now those two teams are funny.
May 4th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
ksk bringin the lasses to the masses. bless you: y’all are doin the lord’s work here. don’t be dissuaded by the meek or inadequately hung.