‘Oh, Hello. Were You Looking For Sexy Friday?’

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I don’t know whether it’s their submissive nature, their unique skin tone, or their vertically challenged eyelids, but Asian chicks (NSFW) do it for me. And tonight, maybe they’ll do it for you, too. Though that music certainly won’t help.

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25 Responses to “‘Oh, Hello. Were You Looking For Sexy Friday?’”

  1. Jigga Says:

    SHIT… I thought that was my sister for a second… NOOOOOo then YESSSSSS!

  2. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    I think we need to see some pics of your sister, Jigga.

  3. Sponges Says:

    I love Sexy Friday.

  4. Dan From Chicago Says:

    After the week of hell or more of the month from hell, you have brought a little bit of heaven to my world

    /wipes tear from eye

  5. Kid Presentable Says:

    Oh, I ruv these girls.

    /flapping dickey

  6. glass_family Says:

    I just got an urge to jazzercise.

  7. Navin R. Johnson Says:

    my arr time smaltest speciar resbians!

  8. Slash Says:

    My office’s Xerox copy repair person doesn’t look anything like that. I call shenanigans.

  9. Duke of Madness Says:

    Quite possibly the best Sexy Friday EVAR!!

  10. SelfWrighteousMetsFan Says:

    Sexy Friday continues with Rhianna: http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/05/gee-i-wonder-who-leaked-these/

    Humina, humina, indeed. (NSFW)

  11. Valabik's Yambag Says:

    Am I the only one underwhelmed by this week’s post? Okay, Maria Ozawa is pretty hot, but those two chicks in the video really looked to me like they just wanted to get it over with so they’d get their paychecks.

  12. C-Student Says:

    fook me and fook yu

  13. Farthammer Says:

    I agree with Valabik. Because this is the only place on the internet to find hot chicks, I am disappointed INDEED.

  14. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    I’m with you Valabik. Asian chicks don’t do anything for me. They’re too flat. Little boy chests and their asses are all flat and shapeless. I like me some women with curves.

    I do appreciate their taste in pornography, however.

  15. Captain Murphy Says:

    @ Valabik/Bubby

    /signed

  16. Carrie Says:

    That video was AWKWARD.

    Yeah, I watched it. But as much as Asian chicks are beautiful, Asian porn just creeps me out for some reason.

  17. wtf? Says:

    If that’s what it looks like when i’m frenching someone.. i’m going to stop.

  18. catch91 Says:

    Speaking of white snakes…

  19. Andy Says:

    God I love asians…

    Only problem is I’m getting the Yellow Fever vaccine monday… So this will be my last Sexy Asian friday to enjoy. NOOOO

    /goes to asian massage parlor.

  20. georger Says:

    HEY NOW!

  21. wooo000woah Says:

    I just like that they did a 3d ultrasound of ozawa’s vag and made a toy out of it. Not that I own it. Yet.

  22. shhshh Says:

    Koni-chi-waaaaaaaa

  23. Chris Henry's P.O. Says:

    I’m so ronery

  24. grifter Says:

    is this love!!!!!!!

  25. df1 Says:

    @ kid presentable. best blog handle ever. thank you

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