Comments on: Mike Holmgren Has That Itch (And This Time It’s Not Chafed Thighs)

By: C-Man

C-Man — Wed, 13 May 2009 16:24:50 +0000

Poot Nookers

By: PK's Turd

PK's Turd — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:16:53 +0000

Is there a face under all that blubber?

By: 301_hip_hoppa

301_hip_hoppa — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:32:53 +0000

Mr. jackin’ 4 beats,

You mean Coooooolt Brennan, right?

//fixed
//unless that means you were going for a joke that means my team will suck so much this year that we will get a Top 5 draft pick and then waste it on Cooooolt McCoy. In that case, well played, sir.

By: Pubic Enemy

Pubic Enemy — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:30:55 +0000

Does anyone else read Zorn’s lines in the voice of Tobias Fünke?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:18:12 +0000

Jason Campbell: Sucks to be you, bro.

Not when Coolt McCoooy is waiting in the wings! Right COOCH HOOOLMGREN?

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:05:48 +0000

Why would the Redskins try and hire Holmgren when Zorn had a decent first season?

WHY? HUH? WHAT? F–K YOU!!

Snyder the Laserfaced

By: Nate Newon's Van

Nate Newon's Van — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:55:29 +0000

“Excellent, I knew he’d take the bait.”

Fucking awesome!

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:35:22 +0000

Mike Holmgren. Andy Reid. Wade Phillips. Jesus H. Christ, the NFC East is looking like a before picture on the wall at Jenny Craig. Coughlin needs to put on a little (OK, a lot) of weight to keep up with these tubby fuckers at the buffet table.

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:06:23 +0000

See how they smile like pigs in a sty.

By: Chris Henry's P.O.

Chris Henry's P.O. — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:59:37 +0000

@Slothrop

Great use of the bucket reference!