Comments on: Marital Fidelity at the Sake of Threesomes, Sympathy Sex for a Sick Friend And Sundresses for Him: The KSK Football and Sex Advice Mailbag http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:59:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lucky Like Little http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-129745 Lucky Like Little Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:26:24 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-129745 Forget the sundress, wear a kilt! What woman wouldn't want to ride the Piper's Pipe! Forget the sundress, wear a kilt! What woman wouldn’t want to ride the Piper’s Pipe!

]]> By: FreshlySqueezedLemons http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-129042 FreshlySqueezedLemons Fri, 29 May 2009 18:00:40 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-129042 Been with my wife for 12 years (married for 7), 2 kids with the second one just off the tit. An attempt at twice a week is an agreement we came to (Mid-week & weekend). I find that it keeps the house harmonious (I'm not always pouting like a little bitch), and the regular activity tends to reminder her that sex is fun and worth the effort. Also, put in the work before you put in your cock. Use an some kind of device/tongue to get her off before you fuck her and she won't care how long you last. Been with my wife for 12 years (married for 7), 2 kids with the second one just off the tit. An attempt at twice a week is an agreement we came to (Mid-week & weekend). I find that it keeps the house harmonious (I’m not always pouting like a little bitch), and the regular activity tends to reminder her that sex is fun and worth the effort.

Also, put in the work before you put in your cock. Use an some kind of device/tongue to get her off before you fuck her and she won’t care how long you last.

]]> By: Bubby Brister's Mop http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128925 Bubby Brister's Mop Fri, 29 May 2009 15:38:15 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128925 <i>Uh, what? When did I start working the pole? Are you confusing me with Carrie, who is also not a stripper? Bitch, please, I GIVE advice, I don’t take it.</i> Yeah, sorry. Clare, Carrie... Couldn't one of you come up with an appropriately clever screenname like Futuremrsrickankiel? May I suggest, "George?" Uh, what? When did I start working the pole? Are you confusing me with Carrie, who is also not a stripper?

Bitch, please, I GIVE advice, I don’t take it.

Yeah, sorry. Clare, Carrie… Couldn’t one of you come up with an appropriately clever screenname like Futuremrsrickankiel? May I suggest, “George?”

]]> By: E http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128864 E Fri, 29 May 2009 14:51:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128864 Emo Titan's Fan - While it is incredibly trite, there is a reason the phrase "Bros before Hos" is in common parlance. There is wisdom in that colloquialism. Said less rudely, ALWAYS be looking out for your friends!!! This one was easy. How on earth do you screw over a friend for the chance at maybe, possibly, breaking off a piece? As someone else noted, get her number and try again later - she ain't going anywhere - and take care of your boy. Horrible Horrible "friend". Emo Titan’s Fan –

While it is incredibly trite, there is a reason the phrase “Bros before Hos” is in common parlance. There is wisdom in that colloquialism. Said less rudely, ALWAYS be looking out for your friends!!!

This one was easy. How on earth do you screw over a friend for the chance at maybe, possibly, breaking off a piece? As someone else noted, get her number and try again later – she ain’t going anywhere – and take care of your boy.

Horrible Horrible “friend”.

]]> By: Clare http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128820 Clare Fri, 29 May 2009 14:16:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128820 <i>Also, speaking of strippers, I find it hilarious that Clare actually sought and followed the advice of the jackasses who write and read this blog.</i> Uh, what? When did I start working the pole? Are you confusing me with Carrie, who is also not a stripper? Bitch, please, I GIVE advice, I don't take it. Also, speaking of strippers, I find it hilarious that Clare actually sought and followed the advice of the jackasses who write and read this blog.

Uh, what? When did I start working the pole? Are you confusing me with Carrie, who is also not a stripper?

Bitch, please, I GIVE advice, I don’t take it.

]]> By: Jay http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128740 Jay Fri, 29 May 2009 12:49:52 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128740 <i>Strap in (or strap on, whichever), this is a long one. I really screwed the pooch on this one and I need the advice of the KSK gods to help me out…</i> Die. Not kidding, person who sent in this post, die and may your penis be eaten by worms when you're in the ground. Strap in (or strap on, whichever), this is a long one. I really screwed the pooch on this one and I need the advice of the KSK gods to help me out…

Die.

Not kidding, person who sent in this post, die and may your penis be eaten by worms when you’re in the ground.

]]> By: Bogey Golf is my Wet Dream http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128736 Bogey Golf is my Wet Dream Fri, 29 May 2009 11:51:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128736 Been married seven years this coming August, my daughter will be four in July and my son turned two this month. There are dry spells and wet spells in our sex life, but it all averages out to probably two-three times a week. We lost three pregnancies before my daughter was born and as a result my wife was placed on bedrest in her third trimester, so there was a really long period of time (I'm talking like 6-9 months) where we didn't have sex at all, not once. She'd occasionally take care of me by alternative means, but it was pretty much a monastery at our house. So that knocks my average down quite a bit. Lately, since she's been feeling better about herself because she's losing weight and is closer to her pre-marriage/pre-kids figure, we've had a very active past six months to past year. We don't do it every day, but last week we had a couple two-a-days. All in all, my wife is awesome. Nyah. :) Been married seven years this coming August, my daughter will be four in July and my son turned two this month. There are dry spells and wet spells in our sex life, but it all averages out to probably two-three times a week.

We lost three pregnancies before my daughter was born and as a result my wife was placed on bedrest in her third trimester, so there was a really long period of time (I’m talking like 6-9 months) where we didn’t have sex at all, not once. She’d occasionally take care of me by alternative means, but it was pretty much a monastery at our house. So that knocks my average down quite a bit. Lately, since she’s been feeling better about herself because she’s losing weight and is closer to her pre-marriage/pre-kids figure, we’ve had a very active past six months to past year. We don’t do it every day, but last week we had a couple two-a-days.

All in all, my wife is awesome. Nyah. :)

]]> By: Bubby Brister's Mop http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128732 Bubby Brister's Mop Fri, 29 May 2009 07:50:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128732 yeah right?: I'm not an expert in Stripperotics or anything but I would assume if she gives you her home phone (You verified it was her number, right? Not her pimps or agents or something?) that she's interested in you more than just working you to buy some time in the Champagne Room. So the only question is should you go for it. I'm sure there are exceptions to every rule but generally strippers are very messed up people. If you were just out for fun I'd see no harm but the smitteness has me concerned. Go for it but try to cool the emotions until you get to know her better because I can almost guarantee there are some warts on that frog. Also, speaking of strippers, I find it hilarious that Clare actually sought and followed the advice of the jackasses who write and read this blog. I may only have a lowly bachelors in psychology but I'm pretty sure a sweet impressionable young woman following the advice of sexist adult men on a lowest common denominator football blog is a sure recipe for future self esteem issues and/or time spent working the pole. /tried not to sound like Buzz Bissinger there //actually loves this site. Intends to write a thesis paper on it. yeah right?: I’m not an expert in Stripperotics or anything but I would assume if she gives you her home phone (You verified it was her number, right? Not her pimps or agents or something?) that she’s interested in you more than just working you to buy some time in the Champagne Room. So the only question is should you go for it. I’m sure there are exceptions to every rule but generally strippers are very messed up people. If you were just out for fun I’d see no harm but the smitteness has me concerned. Go for it but try to cool the emotions until you get to know her better because I can almost guarantee there are some warts on that frog.

Also, speaking of strippers, I find it hilarious that Clare actually sought and followed the advice of the jackasses who write and read this blog. I may only have a lowly bachelors in psychology but I’m pretty sure a sweet impressionable young woman following the advice of sexist adult men on a lowest common denominator football blog is a sure recipe for future self esteem issues and/or time spent working the pole.

/tried not to sound like Buzz Bissinger there
//actually loves this site. Intends to write a thesis paper on it.

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128731 Gino Tourettsa Fri, 29 May 2009 06:38:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128731 @ yeah right? It sounds like you and the dancer talked together fluently in a hard-learned common language and connected- so if she's smart, has character and that worldly-hotness (like Marisa Tomei) give this thing a shot. What the hell? No matter what happens, it'll be more stable and rewarding being a Vikings fan. Skol Vikings! @ yeah right?

It sounds like you and the dancer talked together fluently in a hard-learned common language and connected- so if she’s smart, has character and that worldly-hotness (like Marisa Tomei) give this thing a shot. What the hell? No matter what happens, it’ll be more stable and rewarding being a Vikings fan.

Skol Vikings!

]]> By: yeah, right? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/marital-fidelity-at-the-sake-of-threesomes-sympathy-sex-for-a-sick-friend-and-sundresses-for-him-the-ksk-football-and-sex-advice-mailbag.html/comment-page-2#comment-128730 yeah, right? Fri, 29 May 2009 05:55:45 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15125#comment-128730 OK, guys. Here we go. This may come as kind of a shock. Yeah, right? I'm the old stripper guy. Thanks for the "no spring chicken" comment, Ufford. Fucker. Yep, this is a true story. Thanks for the advice, Clare, Rocco et al. Have I told you lately? I'm not really sure about my question but I do know my Dad married a stripper. It lasted 14 days. I was already 20 years old and my dad was trying to prove how hip and groovy and "with it" as you cool kids say, since he left my mom. He divorced my mom less than a month before this. I know the strippers code. I drove a taxi for 6 years back in my lean days and you learn something about people. You learn about character. You learn to how read a persons demeanor or intent from a distance. Your life pretty much depends on it. I'm 47 years old. I'm a grown ass man. I know a good person. /Starring Marisa Tomei as the stripper with a heart of gold Thanks for making me laugh, Drew OK, guys. Here we go.
This may come as kind of a shock. Yeah, right? I’m the old stripper guy. Thanks for the “no spring chicken” comment, Ufford.
Fucker.
Yep, this is a true story. Thanks for the advice, Clare, Rocco et al. Have I told you lately?

I’m not really sure about my question but I do know my Dad married a stripper. It lasted 14 days. I was already 20 years old and my dad was trying to prove how hip and groovy and “with it” as you cool kids say, since he left my mom. He divorced my mom less than a month before this.
I know the strippers code. I drove a taxi for 6 years back in my lean days and you learn something about people. You learn about character. You learn to how read a persons demeanor or intent from a distance. Your life pretty much depends on it.

I’m 47 years old.
I’m a grown ass man.
I know a good person.

/Starring Marisa Tomei as the stripper with a heart of gold

Thanks for making me laugh, Drew

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