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May 5th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Zorn’s been a Caps fan about as long as everyone else in that photo.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:48 am
So very true.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Singletary never needs a reason to whip it out.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:51 am
But Ape, they must be true Caps fans. They all keep their red gear in sparkling, like-new condition.
Oh it is all new gear? I see.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Nothing funnier than a Pens fan maligning another fanbase’s loyalty. Didn’t they almost get moved like 500 times before Ed Rendell saved that sorry franchise?
May 5th, 2009 at 10:00 am
HOCKEYFLAWA
Yes, johndewar, though that had nothing to do with attendance. Anyway, even if the Pens go down to the Caps (guh) it was nice to see them beat the Flyers again.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Ryan eyeballing Sanchez for lunch is great, and Mole sauce is delicious.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Fuck Ed Rendell. If his Gaming Comission hadn’t been so corrupt, the Pens would have had a new arena for free. Instead he used tax money to build it.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:12 am
What are Caps? Do they play a sport or something? And they have “fans” too? I must know of what it is you speak forthwith.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Pens in six. They won’t even go down 3-1 and come back this time.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:16 am
STOP TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY
May 5th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Sanchez truly looks terrified that he will be devoured by the brother of Werewolf Ryan.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Drew looks good in Bills colors.
“vacation” = OTA?
May 5th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Is Man Tits a requirement for coaching the Jets?
May 5th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Judging by Drew & co.’s faces, I think that Bill’s coach has already whipped it out.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:40 am
The Bad Santa reference in Pure Gold
May 5th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Way too tame for Josh McDaniels. We all know he slinks through warmups mumbling, “Fucking faggot…Fucking Faggot…Fucking Faggot…”
May 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
the only time hockey or the pens should be mentioned is in reference to the movie “sudden death”
May 5th, 2009 at 11:01 am
You need to settle on a comparison for consistency’s sake. The Bills rookie must either be Drew Magary or Thurman Murman.
/”Shit happens when you party naked” still applies to both.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am
NO 1 COULD EVAR B AS PASIONATE AS PIXBURG FANS NO 1 DENIS THIS!!!one
May 5th, 2009 at 11:27 am
“STOP TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY”
After seeing the NHL’s viewership, America is WAY ahead of you.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:55 am
hockey is for candians. and the gays
May 5th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Bad Santa = always ftw.
And what is this…hockey…you speak of??
May 5th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Good stuff as always, but…
Jim Johnson is riding around on a HoverRound (or whatever it’s called) because he is dying of spinal cancer. So, between this picture and your rousing impersonation of Dr. Z’s current speech patterns yesterday, you are almost certainly going to hell.
May 5th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
You douchers totally stole the Rivers one off Eric Winters’ Myspace.
May 5th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
English is not my native language; I have never heard of this “hockey”. How is it pronounced? What is “hockey”?
May 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Zzzzzz, huh? What? Blitz!
/repeat for 60 minutes
//Fuck the Eagles
May 5th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
So, between this picture and your rousing impersonation of Dr. Z’s current speech patterns yesterday, you are almost certainly going to hell.
You do realize that this site is written by more than one person, right?
May 5th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
The Bills have really put together a roster that is open for KSK-ing. TO, Beef Moe, the undead Dick Jauron, Don’t Tase Me Bro Whitner, Ko “I’m worth millions” Simpson, that Arab QB, the Bad Santa kid, etc. I demand more Bills oriented spots!
May 5th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Ownnnnss, ooowwwwnnnsss.
May 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Hockey = soccer< football. I think that about sums it up.
May 5th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
You are ALL certainly going to hell
/fixed
//I secretly enjoyed the Dr. Z speech joke
May 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
For a second, I was like, the Jets coach doesn’t have a mole on his face…
Fucking hilarious.
May 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
@ Gern:
+1 for the Slap Shot reference.