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05.28.09Live blog sneak attack!
We’re gonna be covering the finals of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, where the one Indian kid is gonna misspell one technical word with no application in everyday life and another Indian kid will correctly spell the term for a Greek unit of measurement in which each unit stands for the distance between orgies. Also, Erin Andrews making socially destitute young men fumble to hide their boner in their waistband! What’s that, you say? “The NBA Playoffs are going on tonight! That’s interesting!” Only if LeBron goes down in flames.
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Frigging hysterical! Would have been there had I not been shitfaced drunk, next time!
I thought the Eddie Izzard clip was going to have him defining and spelling “Apiculture.” Then I was perplexed as to why the post even existed.
Then it dawned on me and five minutes later.
Awesome time everyone. Really quality stuff tonight.
Looks like you’ll be competing with lowposts today…
“If you were a gay bee would you be my valentine?”
“What’s a gaybee?”
Ryno – Mario gets the bee suit in Super Mario Galaxy on the Wii
/also wastes life playing video games
@Pirate Sloth: Take a laptop to the bar. It’s win-win.
HUZZZAH!
Er, uh, HUZZAH!
Hm, birthday beers at the bar or birthday shots at home in a live blog.
Choices when you’re older are tough.
Spell “tech support.”
I have to take the woman to see Gwen Stefani and the Pips tonight. In all honesty, I’m hung over and would rather blog the bee. Oh well.
The fiancée is at the ballet with her mom, I don’t have work tomorrow, and now there’s a surprise KSK LiveBlog?
The Gettin Drunk Trifecta is complete!
@raghead
Would you please use it in a sentence?
/this should be good
Gotta admit, us Indians love to spell some shit. I’m kind of dumb for an Indian and I won the 3rd and 4th grade spelling bee (woulda threepeated, but we moved to a Jewish town and those kids can spell like a motherfucker)
Don’t really know if that hurt my chances with the ladies. It was either that, the coconut oil in my unkempt hair, or my aversion to deodorant. Thank god for masturbation. M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N, masturbation.
You guys are the best.
This is exactly the thing I need to distract me as the Cavaliers finish their choke job. I mean, it’s not like I expected a different result, but it doesn’t make it any easier to deal with.
Extended discussions of pedophilia and Slumdog Millionaire? I’m so there.
Erin could get it.
No, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.
Shitballs. Is posting pictures reserved for the Gay Mafia?
Is there any way this doesn’t end badly? No.
Will I be there anyway? Probably.
Cake or death?
I thought I’d wasted years of my life playing video games and not dating – but I’ve never played the game where Mario is a bumblebee.
Curious and depressing
This might be the perfect opportunity to unveil LOLtits … for Kids!
“Heckled by strangers I’ll be able to buy and sell in 15 years??? Noooooooo!!!!”
Do you have a flag?