L-I-V-E B-L-O-G-I-F-I-C-A-T-I-O-N
Live blog sneak attack!
We’re gonna be covering the finals of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, where the one Indian kid is gonna misspell one technical word with no application in everyday life and another Indian kid will correctly spell the term for a Greek unit of measurement in which each unit stands for the distance between orgies. Also, Erin Andrews making socially destitute young men fumble to hide their boner in their waistband! What’s that, you say? “The NBA Playoffs are going on tonight! That’s interesting!” Only if LeBron goes down in flames.
Tags: Live Blogification, xmas ape
May 28th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Do you have a flag?
May 28th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
“Heckled by strangers I’ll be able to buy and sell in 15 years??? Noooooooo!!!!”
May 28th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
This might be the perfect opportunity to unveil LOLtits … for Kids!
May 28th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I thought I’d wasted years of my life playing video games and not dating – but I’ve never played the game where Mario is a bumblebee.
Curious and depressing
May 28th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Cake or death?
May 28th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Is there any way this doesn’t end badly? No.
Will I be there anyway? Probably.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
May 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Shitballs. Is posting pictures reserved for the Gay Mafia?
May 28th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
No, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Erin could get it.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Extended discussions of pedophilia and Slumdog Millionaire? I’m so there.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
This is exactly the thing I need to distract me as the Cavaliers finish their choke job. I mean, it’s not like I expected a different result, but it doesn’t make it any easier to deal with.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
You guys are the best.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Gotta admit, us Indians love to spell some shit. I’m kind of dumb for an Indian and I won the 3rd and 4th grade spelling bee (woulda threepeated, but we moved to a Jewish town and those kids can spell like a motherfucker)
Don’t really know if that hurt my chances with the ladies. It was either that, the coconut oil in my unkempt hair, or my aversion to deodorant. Thank god for masturbation. M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N, masturbation.
May 28th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
@raghead
Would you please use it in a sentence?
/this should be good
May 28th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
The fiancée is at the ballet with her mom, I don’t have work tomorrow, and now there’s a surprise KSK LiveBlog?
The Gettin Drunk Trifecta is complete!
May 28th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Spell “tech support.”
I have to take the woman to see Gwen Stefani and the Pips tonight. In all honesty, I’m hung over and would rather blog the bee. Oh well.
May 28th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Hm, birthday beers at the bar or birthday shots at home in a live blog.
Choices when you’re older are tough.
May 28th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
HUZZZAH!
Er, uh, HUZZAH!
May 28th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
@Pirate Sloth: Take a laptop to the bar. It’s win-win.
May 28th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Ryno – Mario gets the bee suit in Super Mario Galaxy on the Wii
/also wastes life playing video games
May 28th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
“If you were a gay bee would you be my valentine?”
“What’s a gaybee?”
May 28th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Looks like you’ll be competing with lowposts today…
May 28th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Awesome time everyone. Really quality stuff tonight.
May 29th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I thought the Eddie Izzard clip was going to have him defining and spelling “Apiculture.” Then I was perplexed as to why the post even existed.
Then it dawned on me and five minutes later.
May 30th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Frigging hysterical! Would have been there had I not been shitfaced drunk, next time!