Comments on: Kill Kill Kill Theater: NFL Player Included For Topicality

By: beadick

beadick — Sat, 16 May 2009 20:23:10 +0000

This is the best damn video i have ever seen. All you pussys who dont like things to die need to man up. things die every day, thats life. and the more things a bad ass like Allen kill the better.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:23:43 +0000

If you actually managed to kill something, you wouldn’t have the first clue how to make something edible out of it.

It’s called evolving from cavemen to actual modern day humans. Maybe you should try it after wiping the blood from your fangs. Oh and I cook my own meat thank you very much, so no need for the lectures from a true land baron such as yourself.

By: devin hester's speech coach

devin hester's speech coach — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:00:51 +0000

That is fucking weak dude. Where is the rope the calf sack dance after the kill?

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:58:17 +0000

“I have yet to meet a vegetarian I couldn’t convert as long as I could get my meat in their mouth”

So many sheep, so little time.

/gets the flock out of here

By: Gern

Gern — Thu, 14 May 2009 06:42:58 +0000

Lighten up Francis

By: General Disarray

General Disarray — Thu, 14 May 2009 03:56:25 +0000

Wow, you asshats can throw down the interwebs disses, but out in the woods, you apparently wouldn’t know your dickhole from a prarie dog hole. If you actually managed to kill something, you wouldn’t have the first clue how to make something edible out of it.

Although I prefer a nice centerfire rifle for hunting, there are those skilled woodsmen who use the bow, and in this case a spear to bag their prey. If you bothered to pay attention, Jared said he couldn’t wait to get eat what he killed. This is apparently not just some douchenozzle uber rich “hang the head on my wall and go kill something else” hunter. He sounds like he will actually eat what he killed which is the way it should be.

Backstrap = tenderloin= filet mignon for those of you watching at home. If you want to learn about meat, go find a knowledgeable butcher (not your buddy Mike who works at Sam’s club and repackages pre-cut meat) and get him to show you what it’s all about. Not only will this make you more manly, it will vastly improve your ability to cook better meals, and when your whining shrew of a girlfriend/wife/significant shacked up female roomate makes another inedible offering to your manly hunger, you will have the knowledge to procure the choicest cuts of meat you can find and turn them into a mouth watering meal that she will hate you for, but will be powerless against.

Yes, my wife was a vegetarian when I met her, but I converted her back in ‘91. I have yet to meet a vegetarian I couldn’t convert as long as I could get my meat in their mouth . . . . but in most states that’s also considered forcible sodomy. . . . .

By: rodgers_neighborhood

rodgers_neighborhood — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:25:24 +0000

“I was a little nervous.”

What, you though the elk was going to catch the spear and throw it back?

/hates Vikings just a little bit more now

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:55:53 +0000

I’m in favor of giving Jared a 5 minute head start and then sending the Nuge in after him with a crossbow.

By: Curt Schilling

Curt Schilling — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:33:47 +0000

I wanted everyone to know that I used steroids, which caused my son Aspergers.

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 13 May 2009 23:15:15 +0000

Hunting anything that you aren’t going to eat is the act of a true cocksmoker. (A rogue animal happening upon you and attempting to feast on your nutsack is a different story.)

Now, if Jared took a sizable portion of that meat to his family freezer…more power to him, even though he’s still a millionaire thrill-seeking weekend wanna-be caveman. But if he just trophied it or let it rot, Ted Nugent agrees he’s a douchebag.