Jimmy Johnson owns two Super Bowl rings, which he won while the head football coach with the Dallas Cowboys. He owns an NCAA championship ring, which he won while the head coach with the Miami Hurricanes. He’s best known these days as a commentator for the NFL on Fox Pregame Show, where he joins Curt Menefee, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Michael Strahan to analyze the day’s football games.
I’m listening.
But Jimmy Johnson also trades the stock market.
Sounds dangerous!
He is the spokesman in the BetterTrades infomercial, seen throughout the country on a regular basis.
“Regular basis” = 4 am on Versus.
Jimmy Johnson became affiliated with BetterTrades in 2008.
So that’s what happened to the stock market!
He had always been interested in the stock market, but had little time to educate himself while coaching a football team.
Have you ever tried to grasp grasp the principals of margin trading while attempting to wrestle the scissors out of Michael Irvin’s hands? Because it’s pretty fucking difficult.
Once he decided to get involved, Jimmy Johnson was personally mentored by BetterTrades founder Freddie Rick.
You’d be foolish not to trust a guy with two first names. Especially a middle-aged man who goes by “Freddie.”
The former coach was then invited to be the front man in the BetterTrades infomercial.
What a curious happenstance.
BetterTrades made sense to Jimmy.
Oh yeah! Jimmy couldn’t jump at all before he got BetterTrades. He was like you.
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I’m still keeping a bullish stock portfolio overall. It is just a matter of time when the market starts going back up. Never forget that when a bull market begins, we do not even realize it before it is at least six months old.
Jimmy Johnson made $10,000 last year with Better Trades. That would be $2 million for being their spokesmodel, minus $1,990,000 he lost using their system.
Yea, Erica has a very beautiful smile.
I might hit that Erica Schafer. Or at least the top half.
If dannynoonan is correct then Freddie Rick is fucking NAILS!
Click on the above link, if you’d like to enjoy a “Page Not Found” prompt. Or, alternatively, you can cut and paste the link to include the non-highlighted “prova-auth” part, to see the actual webpage.
Stupid non-working cut and paste function.
Forget the stock market. The real investing value in today’s volatile market is in sweaty, game-used NFL pants. And if you act now, you can get a vintage pair of Tony Romo’s, for the low, low price of only $499.00. Bonus feature: The crotch smells vaguely like Jessica Simpson’s lip gloss
http://www.steinersports.com/tony-romo-9-2007-cowboys-game-used-teal-pants-(prova-auth).
Freddie Rick=Lenny Dykstra
There should be a Michael Irving was an attempted murderer tag
Don’t touch Jimmy!
Freddie Rick…yeah, that’s totally that guy’s real name. No way he ends up on Dateline NBC after his pyramid trading scheme comes crashing down around him.
As an aside, I just can’t trust anyone who looks like Miss Piggy’s daddy.
Mitzi….damn that name sounds like uppity white trash
Are you kidding me?
Fred Rick is that guys name?
Frederick Rick.
His parents must have hated him.
From his bio on that site:
A series of personal setbacks cost Freddie Rick his wealth and he had to start over. Freddie and his soon-to-be-wife Mitzi began the process of regaining his wealth through using the stock market. Freddie read all the material he could find on stock market investing and began working his way back. Through trial-and-error, Freddie began regaining his financial football.
Sounds like his wife bailed him out too. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME (financial) FOOTBALL?
Jimmy’s (stocks are) down.
Nothing says “insider trading tips” like Jimmy Johnson. After he left both Oklahoma State and Miami, those programs were on probation forever. Yet, somehow, that never comes up. Only his “Three Rings” B.S..
He’s like Teflon. Or Ray Lewis. Or Leonard Little. Nothing sticks, even though it’s right out there.
I would buy a ShamWOW from Barry Switzer
Once he decided to get involved, Jimmy Johnson was personally mentored by BetterTrades founder Freddie Rick.
That’s the guy who took the bread out of Jimmy’s mouth. Jimmy’s out of work because of him.
“Once we finished choking Jimmy with a reversible belt and removed the electronically charged clamps from Jimmy’s testicles and inverted nipples, Jimmy understood our policy.”
Jimmy’s under the boards. Jimmy’s in the open. Jimmy makes the shot.