In a Memorial Day weekend story as shocking as “Pools Across Nation Open For Business”, Jeremy Shockey was found unconscious on the floor of the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas this afternoon and rushed to the hospital. A Saints spokesman said Shockey is fine and that he was only dehydrated. Yeah right, buddy. If the trailer is any indication, he obviously caught the brunt of a Mike Tyson hook.
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