Comments on: Incongruous Adjective Time — LenWhale’s Conditioning: “Amazing”; Jared Allen’s Ass: “Phenomenal”

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 08 May 2009 13:20:25 +0000

@SonOfSpam: How did you guess? You sir are a musical whiz!

By: PI Vacations

PI Vacations — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:20:17 +0000

@ Ankiel

the two are somewhat interchangable.

By: Leigh

Leigh — Thu, 07 May 2009 21:10:48 +0000

I grew up on a horse ranch. My dad trained horses for 30 years. I like to rock the cowboy hat. People seem to like it too. I’m either wearing a baseball hat or a cowboy hat. You know the tight jeans, you can’t wear boots with baggy jeans plus you got to use the tools in your toolbox and let’s be honest, I’ve got a phenomenal ass.

Alcohol is a Hell of a drug.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:43:10 +0000

Jared Allen sounds like such a dink to hang out with. He’s 100% sober, likes to be on a ranch (a SOBER COWBOY? WHAAAA?) and shaves his hair into “wacky” symbols.

I bet he says “Brah” A LOT. Like Tyrese in 2 Fast 2 Furious a lot.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:43:16 +0000

Et tu, Jared Allen?

/Drew

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:30:18 +0000

LeFarve’s nailed it: LenGrouper, Fat Blue, One, Each.

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist

Greg Olsen is making me sexist — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:45:33 +0000

// (His last name is the same color as his nose protein)

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist

Greg Olsen is making me sexist — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:44:48 +0000

I’ve heard the secret to LenDale’s conditioning… it involves a mirror, less than two hours of sleep a night– and his Deal… I mean “Trainer” call his “LenRail White”

By: Nestminder

Nestminder — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:40:04 +0000

LenPorpoise
LenManatee
LenSeaCow
LenNarwal
LenBeluga
LenWhale(shark)

/jacques cousteau’d

LenJaguarShark

/steve zissou’d

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:28:52 +0000

@FMRA: I don’t think you’re giving the proper respect to “PI Vacations”. Not only did he kick the shit out of everyone last year, he also implored the bitches to suck it (although he was not specific with regards to the “it” that needs to be sucked; while “his penis” seems likely, he could have a toe fetish). So please remember to provide propz commensurate to the skillz. Also, he has this shirt: http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve-ADULTS/dp/B000NZW3JS/?tag