Hello, I’m Dr. Bummer. I’m Doing My Rounds, And, Uh, I’m A Little Behind.
I’m admittedly a frequent viewer of The Price is Right (though I’ve never masturbated to the show like BDD), as it’s a nicely enjoyable but unremarkable late morning program to have on in the background while whipping up dick jokes on the Internet. Ever since Drew Carey took over hosting duties, however, there has been a profusion of Browns jerseys adorning audience members. Obviously, this is not surprising considering Carey’s connection to the city. But have any of those Brownies fans worn a tapped on Dr. Bummer plate on the back of their jersey, then placed a $69 bid to advance to one of the pricing games? I think not. The obnoxious game show antics advantage has swung decisively in favor of the yinzers.
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Tags: even more gratuitous simpsons references, keep your Steelers fans spayed or neutered, STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS, xmas ape
May 5th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’m admittedly a frequent viewer of The Price is Right (though I’ve never masturbated to the show like BDD)
Ape masturbates to The View.
May 5th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
“Ape masturbates to The View.”
better than jackin’ it to Ellen
also, the only way that could have been better is if that dudes last name was Beaver.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
@UU: I just googled “Dr. Beaver” and the first name that came up was HARRY C. BEAVER,MD
May 5th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
That guy wins. Game over, man!
May 5th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
@bickem, nice.
btw, I jacked it to the prego “barker” Beauty in this clip.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Funniest Steeler’s Blog on the Interweb.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
The real question is what price would Ape pay to be an actual Yinzer, instead of just a wannabe?
Would he give up Simpsons?
Dick jokes?
Ape, maybe Luke squealerstahl would make you an honorary yinzer for all the work you do promoting his fine rotten french fry sandwich of a city on the interwebs.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
About as much as Nest would give up to get anyone to read his blog full of tear-stained diatribes about his favorite purple-clad gang of rapists and murderers and how they get cheated by God/NFL/AIDS into losing.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
thanks for the link, ape. put up a third straight steelers post right now…irk the masses
May 5th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@tecmo, a Steeler post hat trick might send the Ape/Steeler haters into cardiac arrest
May 5th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Seriously. I did the Ben thing because I got a bunch of e-mails asking me to do something with the lucha libre pictures, then this video cropped up this morning. Not like there’s much else going on at the moment. It’s the first week of May. It’s not as though I’m making a tactical plan for an onslaught of Steelers posts. But then Nest is a bitchy little hater regardless, so he can die of the nastiest strain of Bawlmer dick rot.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Xmas Ape and Nestminder need to take this agrument to a Louie Anderson-era “Family Feud”.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
C. Harry Beaver would be a better name
May 5th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I read on Simmons’ twitter that he thinks Ape is too big of a homer.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I. C. Beaver? Anyone? Anyone?
Careful, Ape and Next are starting a AFCNorthFlaWa
May 5th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Not like there’s much else going on at the moment. It’s the first week of May.
BUT FARV RESPONDED “NO” TO A TXT MSG ZOMGWTF!
May 5th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Ape and Nest need to juse bone and get it over with already.
May 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
This is what happens when you leave a Steelers fan in charge.
May 5th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
To make that Hat Trick joke truly appropriate, we’d have to have Maj make three Washington Homer Posts, and another Washington post from another commentator.
/Eastern Conference Game 2′d
May 5th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
But to make it even more appropriate I’d have to beat Maj six of the seven previous days in the number homer posts recorded.
/extending stupid Caps-Pens metaphor beyond breaking point
May 5th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I just checked the MLB schedule. The Pirates are going on the road to play the Nationals May 18-22. See if you can work in a “Press Your Luck”- related post.
Big Bucks! No Whammies! Big Bucks! No Whammies! Big Bucks! No Whammies!
May 5th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
I already have a ticket to the May 19 game. I probably shouldn’t divulge that information since some reader could probably pick me out of the five people bound to be in attendance at that game.
May 5th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
See this is the kind of honest take on this I’m looking for. Of course this is funny, it’s completely sophomoric and to pull it off on television is great on air sabotage. But CERTAIN sports blogs get all uppity about it and just make fun of the guy for making a joke that they deem isn’t funny anymore.
May 5th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I already have a ticket to the May 19 game. I probably shouldn’t divulge that information since some reader could probably pick me out of the five people bound to be in attendance at that game.
I am SO clearly going to this game now. It’s not like I got anything else going on.
May 6th, 2009 at 8:43 am
DID HE WIN THE FUCKING JEEP?!