I’m admittedly a frequent viewer of The Price is Right (though I’ve never masturbated to the show like BDD), as it’s a nicely enjoyable but unremarkable late morning program to have on in the background while whipping up dick jokes on the Internet. Ever since Drew Carey took over hosting duties, however, there has been a profusion of Browns jerseys adorning audience members. Obviously, this is not surprising considering Carey’s connection to the city. But have any of those Brownies fans worn a tapped on Dr. Bummer plate on the back of their jersey, then placed a $69 bid to advance to one of the pricing games? I think not. The obnoxious game show antics advantage has swung decisively in favor of the yinzers.
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People have become so dependant on government that the talk of cutting programs is considered blasphemy. What has happened to personal responsibility? Moreover, the notion it is a good idea to heavily tax the rich is outrageous. To believe the government can use these resources more efficiently and effectively than those who know how to accumalte mass amounts of them in the first place in crazy. Before you write your reply, I have been unemployed for the last 4 months.
For some bizarre reason only half of your post is being shown properly, is it my computer or something else ?
DID HE WIN THE FUCKING JEEP?!
I already have a ticket to the May 19 game. I probably shouldn’t divulge that information since some reader could probably pick me out of the five people bound to be in attendance at that game.
I am SO clearly going to this game now. It’s not like I got anything else going on.
See this is the kind of honest take on this I’m looking for. Of course this is funny, it’s completely sophomoric and to pull it off on television is great on air sabotage. But CERTAIN sports blogs get all uppity about it and just make fun of the guy for making a joke that they deem isn’t funny anymore.
I already have a ticket to the May 19 game. I probably shouldn’t divulge that information since some reader could probably pick me out of the five people bound to be in attendance at that game.
I just checked the MLB schedule. The Pirates are going on the road to play the Nationals May 18-22. See if you can work in a “Press Your Luck”- related post.
Big Bucks! No Whammies! Big Bucks! No Whammies! Big Bucks! No Whammies!
But to make it even more appropriate I’d have to beat Maj six of the seven previous days in the number homer posts recorded.
/extending stupid Caps-Pens metaphor beyond breaking point
To make that Hat Trick joke truly appropriate, we’d have to have Maj make three Washington Homer Posts, and another Washington post from another commentator.
/Eastern Conference Game 2′d
This is what happens when you leave a Steelers fan in charge.
Ape and Nest need to juse bone and get it over with already.
Not like there’s much else going on at the moment. It’s the first week of May.
BUT FARV RESPONDED “NO” TO A TXT MSG ZOMGWTF!
I. C. Beaver? Anyone? Anyone?
Careful, Ape and Next are starting a AFCNorthFlaWa
I read on Simmons’ twitter that he thinks Ape is too big of a homer.
C. Harry Beaver would be a better name
Xmas Ape and Nestminder need to take this agrument to a Louie Anderson-era “Family Feud”.
Seriously. I did the Ben thing because I got a bunch of e-mails asking me to do something with the lucha libre pictures, then this video cropped up this morning. Not like there’s much else going on at the moment. It’s the first week of May. It’s not as though I’m making a tactical plan for an onslaught of Steelers posts. But then Nest is a bitchy little hater regardless, so he can die of the nastiest strain of Bawlmer dick rot.
@tecmo, a Steeler post hat trick might send the Ape/Steeler haters into cardiac arrest
thanks for the link, ape. put up a third straight steelers post right now…irk the masses
About as much as Nest would give up to get anyone to read his blog full of tear-stained diatribes about his favorite purple-clad gang of rapists and murderers and how they get cheated by God/NFL/AIDS into losing.
The real question is what price would Ape pay to be an actual Yinzer, instead of just a wannabe?
Would he give up Simpsons?
Dick jokes?
Ape, maybe Luke squealerstahl would make you an honorary yinzer for all the work you do promoting his fine rotten french fry sandwich of a city on the interwebs.
Funniest Steeler’s Blog on the Interweb.
@bickem, nice.
btw, I jacked it to the prego “barker” Beauty in this clip.
That guy wins. Game over, man!
@UU: I just googled “Dr. Beaver” and the first name that came up was HARRY C. BEAVER,MD
“Ape masturbates to The View.”
better than jackin’ it to Ellen
also, the only way that could have been better is if that dudes last name was Beaver.
I’m admittedly a frequent viewer of The Price is Right (though I’ve never masturbated to the show like BDD)
Ape masturbates to The View.