Hang On, When Did French Women Start Shaving?
That’s the second thing I wondered when I first watched this new video from the Parisian pop group Make The Girl Dance. The first being, “Hey, she doesn’t have any clothes on. Hey, she’s walking through the street naked. Hey, there aren’t any guys jumping on her in an attempt to forcibly enter her. It speaks volumes about the differences between French culture and American culture. And the biggest difference is obvious–all the men in France are gay.
Enjoy. (via Fuck That World)
Tags: MMP, sexy friday
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May 22nd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
i love a nekkid woman as much as the next dude, but she needs a sammich.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
…with fries and a chocolate shake, stat!
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I’m going to see more evidence proving that French women have started to shave.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I actually kinda like the song. And the video is kinda clever, with the black bars and whatnot.
And yeah, she looks like she was just liberated from Auschwitz.
Goddam, eat some chocolat or croissants or fromage. You’re in the land of delicious, delicious food, eat some of it. Her hipbones and ribs are distracting, and not in a good way.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
The only reason I wouldn’t forcibly enter her is because she’s butt ugly.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:24 pm
This is the worst thing I’ve heard out of France since Tony Parker’s rap/love song. And why is all the signage on the stores flipped inside-out?
(pre-emptive reply to the smartass who will point out that I’m focused on “the wrong things:” THERE ARE FUCKING BOXES OVER HER NAUGHTY BITS.)
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
They had me for the first two, and then BAM! an unwanted appearance by Courtney Love.
You’ve won this round, Frenchies.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Black bars on the goodies? THAT’S DISRESPECT!! FIX YO CENSORSHIP!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Yeah, Chick #3 is not a strong ending. But still, that’s some captivating censorship.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Yeah, the blonde was obviously a last-second replacement.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Girl #2, FTW.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Girl number 3 is a dude.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
My first reaction to seeing Girl #3: “So that’s what a french crack whore looks like.”
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@Uwe Blab – The reason the signs look inside out is because the entire video is flipped for some reason. Its a mirror image of itself. You can also see that the driver in the car, at the beginning, is on the right side; when in France the driving wheel is on the left.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I think we all agree that this video did not finish strong with girl #3, but if you love skanky looking blondes you win.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Eh, I didn’t watch the whole thing before. Yeah, #2 is better (meatier). #3… eh. She looks kinda cracked out.
I love how some of the French people just keep on walking without a second glance, as if they see naked chicks walking down the street every day.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Actually, #3 looks exactly like my mental stereotype of (high end) “British woman”.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I watched to the end hoping for girl #4. enfant bâtard!
2 is very, very nice.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Given that it’s memorial day weekend, I like to think the first two girls are France’s way of thanking U.S. for bailing them out in WWII, and the third girl is their way of showing what it would have been like if the Nazis had won.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
If they would let me, I would gladly have sex with all three girls. Together, one at a time, or in any combination.
Based on the comments, I need to raise my standards.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Or the those commenters hating on Girls 1 and 3 are full of shit because both girls are superior to what those commenters usually end up with.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:34 pm
The last word of the first line of the song is “commode.”
/poop joke.
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
So, this is how the French remake “Run Lola Run?” I approve.
I was actually trying to follow along with the lyrics in the black bars. All I got was “baby… baby… baby… (something about Ethan Hawke @2:23)… baby… baby… baby”
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
RE The Hammer is my Penis Says: I was actually trying to follow along with the lyrics in the black bars. All I got was “baby… baby… baby… (something about Ethan Hawke @2:23)… baby… baby… baby”
He’s considered a comic genius in France.
May 22nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I can think of two things wrong with that video; three things, actually, if you include the blonde.
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 am
How can you have a second thought, whenever your first thought lacks an ending quotation mark?
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 am
Hi, I’m a french guy and just two things. First, all of us are not gay, but we accept gay people because we’re tolerant. Second, I’m sorry if americain boy are frustrated and try to rape each time they see a naked girl. Sorry for that country where when you seen a part of a tits you become redden.
See ya
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
How do you say “no one denies this” in French?
/sees a part of a tits
//becomes redden
May 23rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
French Guy’s comment was the best comment of all time on this site.
In a related note, to French Guy, my grandfather sired your father, you 140-lb sack of cunt.
May 23rd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Personne ne nie ceci!
/frustrated americain boy
/try to rape
May 23rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
” Second, I’m sorry if americain boy are frustrated and try to rape each time they see a naked girl”
And we appreciate your kind sympathy. Sadly, it is our burden to bear.
May 24th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Just like a frog to confirm the stereotype. It must suck to have to learn how to say “I surrender” in like 10 different languages.
May 24th, 2009 at 6:31 am
Thanks for your comment, I like it!
Sorry for my english and my comment was suppose to be funny.
May 25th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Huh. I see the Scout truly is international.
May 26th, 2009 at 3:41 am
French ‘tard, we’re laughing AT you, not avec you.
/notactuallygerman
//averagesmorethan2.2ppg