Godspeed, Little Doodle
Joe Flacco, the starting Ravens quarterback and last keeper of the Frida Kahlo bloodline, is auctioning off a signed doodle of himself to support Neurofibromatosis, Inc. It’s a classy move, though the spartan stick figure character has, to date, only drawn a whopping $47 in bids. To further spur potential donors, Flacco decided to snazz up his uninspired design a little bit. Will it work? You be the judge.
Well, I dunno. There’s certainly more to it now, but it’s almost a little too busy. Perhaps simplicity was the way to go.
But wait – what’s this? He’s throwing in a bonus doodle! What a mensch.
Tags: bert flacco, FEARSOME RAVENS FANS, gratuitous simpsons references, xmas ape
May 12th, 2009 at 11:33 am
XKCD in my KSK? A-OK!!
May 12th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Oh my god, I can draw so much better than that YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
May 12th, 2009 at 11:50 am
that is way too good a map of new jersey. that could not have come from the same guy who drew himself as a stick figure. the asshole traced it.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
map of jersey is awesome!
May 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Your map of Dirty Jerz is missing toxic waste and the Trenton tar pits.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Is there an alternate drawing that says “Jerze 4 life” on it?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Friar Tuck?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I live exactly where the ‘l’ in Til resides. That’s the armpit of Jersey. So I must live in a really shitty part of the country if I’m in the armpit of the armpit of the country.
/goes out for a liquid lunch
May 12th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
He should’ve gone to some stupid caricature guy on the Atlantic City strip or whatever and at least gotten a drawing with color.
And can we have Emmitt pronounce Neurofibromatosis just once?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
i guess i live where the “L” be at.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
gratuitous simpsons references
One of my favorites. Go treat yourself to the sock-washing water, Ape.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
It’s a classy move, though the spartan stick figure character has, to date, only drawn a whopping $47 in bids.
Yeah, but that is the equivalent of like $500,000 in Baltimore.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Why does Flacco’s signature look like a cock and balls?
Or did I just fall for the oldest Rorshach trick in the book?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
wokka wokka wokka
May 12th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
the current bid is up to $63!
@Otto, Flacco’s cock-o?
May 12th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
wokka wokka wokka
Not up to Nest’s comedy standards, apparently. I should have crudely MS Painted his head onto a lion fucking another lion. THAT’S THE NESTMINDER DIFFERENCE!
May 12th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
There you guys go again, always bashing New Eng- er, BALTIMORE.
May 12th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@ Lil’ Wayne Chrebet: Are you callin’ Joe Flacco a tracer? Cause I hear most people who draw don’t like that. Something about the proper term being “inker” or some shit.
May 12th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Flacco has a sideways vagina…?
May 12th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Flacco reminds me of flaccid. Not good.
May 12th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
that’s like $20 to you and me, Russ
May 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
This isn’t one of your fancy church picnic stick figure drawings, Ape!
/getting lunch on an unmanned offshore oil rig
May 12th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
That $63 is going to wind up in a downtown crack-house. I know, because I saw it happen on the Wire!
May 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Delaware has found its Van Gogh
May 12th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
No one has commented on the ‘ 3″ ‘ he drew on his crotch. Was that just too obvious?
May 12th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I finished reading this post, and a part of me died today (no, not because Ape was funny, again). I re-read it, just to make sure, but I got that same results. I……it’s so hard to admit this…….
I don’t recall the Simpsons reference you are gratuitously referring to.
/seppuku in 5, 4, 3……
May 12th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
J.L.:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/23969/the-simpsons-raft-rationing#x-4,vclip,61
May 12th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Love the inch marks on the 3 on the crotch.
Nice work.
May 12th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Oh, come on. Doesn’t ANYONE have a quasi-rich uncle who can pay more than $47?