Comments on: Eleven Angry Men… And One Super Excited Big Boy

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:54:28 +0000

“if Sapp had any sort of reputation for being a workout warrior himself”

You try eating 50 White Castles in one sitting and see if that isn’t a workout!

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:45:57 +0000

Reese’s Pieces for mid-afternoon snack today.

I thought more could have been done with Elisha at the courthouse, but I understand the constraints of time.

Fuck Warren Sapp. Not for the Romo comment, but just in general.

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:31:55 +0000

albo: Maybe not, but I could see Ocho hosting his own animal program.

Ocho: “I’m Ocho Cinco!”
Parrot: “Awk! I’m Ocho Cinco!”
Ocho: “THAT BIRD IS A LIAR!”

By: albo

albo — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:19:17 +0000

I know I can’t be the first person to notice this, but did the writers at 30 Rock steal KSK’s Ocho Cinco for Tracy Morgan’s character?

By: tech n9ne's tribute to falco

tech n9ne's tribute to falco — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:59:46 +0000

“Eleven Angry Men… And One Super Excited Big Boy”

Alternative title: How the six-fingered kid perfected masturbation.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:41:50 +0000

I’m a Whatchamacallit man myself. AND BEN WRESTLES BIDEN-MAN FOR NOTHING LESS THAN CHOCO TACO.

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:11:36 +0000

Warren Sapp giving any sort of advice is like asking a homeless man to help you increase your stock portfolio.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:50:35 +0000

Now and Laters? Fuck that shit! Laffy Taffy!

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:49:29 +0000

I have it from sources inside the courthouse that Eli was being selected for a jury in a high profile prostitution case. He was excused when a review of his information form indicated he did not check either the M or F boxes for sex. Instead, he wrote NUH UH, NEVER.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:45:34 +0000

I’ve got my money on Biden – he gets the secret service right?

BEN GAVE THEM FIVE DOLLARS. THEY WONT HURT BEN NOW.