But also as Malfunction said, there is more to it than just size.

Am I the only one that despite seeing Clare’s pretty pink box a million times didn’t get the pun until someone wrote it out?

As for all the people wondering why 88 isn’t starting on varsity, I don’t think any of you have played the game in quite some time. We have a guy like that on our team, about 280, 6’4″.
Everyone was scared of him.
For about one practice.
There’s so much more to football than size. Now, as a 6’2″ 200lb DE I don’t even have a problem blowing him up when he pulls to my side.
I don’t say that to hack on 88, I just think that for a football blog there are a lot of people who are completely lacking football knowledge.

You would be starting left tackle at my school.

I AM the ultimate hypenate (Black-Asian-Irish-Jew-Veteran who grew up in Germany – I count as all points for your employer’s tax credit/rebate). I’m loving the racial slurs, but came for the advice…

@Mike Hunt – Get your ass in the gym or buy a gold chain and get to the fucking

@Pregnant Sex Guy – Shut the fuck up. If you’re not lying, you’re stupid and want the attention, or retarded, and want the crazy. Either apply for a transfer and shag her rotten until the day you leave… then fake your own death. Otherwise, she’d have to be effing Dog the Bounty Hunter to be able to find you that many times unless you’re leaving clues…

@88 – You need to support your woman and her goals. Period. If both make varsity: Cool. If you make it and she doesn’t: Your question is moot. If she makes it and you don’t…. You get to wear the handcuffs next time… cause you’ll be her bitch anyways.

@Some Guy – Have fun. Make sex so effing dirty that she doesn’t have time to stress. Remember: stress depresses a lot of normal body functions. So making babymaking work kinda defeats the purpose. If that doesn’t work, start scouting cable guys

@Former College Kid – You are NOT going to get to fuck the other girl, so stop cock-blocking your girlfriend. It’s okay to eat-and-run sometimes. I’m pretty sure nobody will clown you for masturbating to LIVE porn… especially if it’s your girlfriend.

@FMRA – Sooo… Was the other guy bigger and/or better than your boyfriend, or did something else happen? (I guess I’m the only one with the guts/balls to ask). I agree with you about threesomes 90% of the time, but it really can work out after if the couple know what they’re doing and why

@Clare – I don’t know you but already I miss you and your pink box… Well done!

@John – Can’t empathize. I have the ultimate girlfriend: Tall, big rack, and loves to take it however and wherever I give it to her. Whether that be tender like a chick-flick, or as nasty as anything on the interwebs. (Insert Muahahahahah here)
Which leads me to my only bit of advice on this: Do exactly what Needs More Cheerleaders said and Clare endorsed… or go totally the other way and see if the shock of being used that way actually turns her on? YMMV

@Carrie – Tell me you like girls too and I’ve got your name on a first-class ticket within 24 hours (Like none of you guys want a threesome with two gals who like facials? Yes, John, my gal is bi as well) Oh yeah, Carrie… Good replies too

- Olsen Johnson, Blazing Saddles

Threesomes can be fun. But yes, make sure both girls are “attended” to.

PS- Never given a facial…I think it sounds fun, but, I’m alittle too busy trying to get us both off to pull out and put some of my cockamoli on her faceadilla. Sounds fun in theory, but not too practical…imho

Totally with you. It all goes to another level of pressure when you hit the two year mark and paying $13,000 for IVF miscarriages while your wife works as a labor & delivery nurse taking care of 16 year-olds with 31 year-old mothers. One thing that was suggested by our doc is to find a good accupuncture person. We didn’t do it during the first round of IVF cycle (there was no $$$ left after IVF), but we’re considering it the next time. Good luck. I know it sucks.