Comments on: Commenter Mock Drafts: Who Do You Want Watching Your Back?

By: Clubber Lang

Clubber Lang — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:43:45 +0000

well, since i do not live! in the past, and know that these were only fictional characters, i suggest that you! go to the shrink and tell him all about this match you want to make!

By: Clubber Lang

Clubber Lang — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 15:27:13 +0000

The song Gonna Fly Now(the Rocky theme) has the Adrian part at the end.

By: YOUTHEPHUCKYADOINBOYS

YOUTHEPHUCKYADOINBOYS — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:39:02 +0000

The Smoke Monster from lost

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:50:38 +0000

“I don’t know the difference between an actor and a movie character.” arguably neither does seagal

man, not many actors left. I mean, even J Lopez is off the board. I wanted Karen Sisco.
I think I’m down to Judge Rheinhold in Beverly Hills Cop or something
this is what i get for coming late to the draft

By: Siegfried Von Lifto

Siegfried Von Lifto — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:53:50 +0000

Sloth from The Goonies.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:51:42 +0000

The internet at work was down all day Friday so I didn’t get to participate in a draft that *I* suggested, but if anyone cares, here’s what my draft board looked like (i.e. who I *would* have picked had they been available).

1. Gogo Yubari from Kill Bill – a hot, psychotic Japanese schoolgirl who will fight for you until she’s bleeding out of her eyes? FTW.
2. ~~Chewbacca~~ (I wasn’t expecting a “humans only” rule). Can tear opponents from limb to limb and exhibits a level of loyalty you’d normally only see in a canine species.
3. Luca Brasi from The Godfather. Al Neri if Luca’s already off the board.
4. Officer Bud White (Russel Crowe) from L.A. Confidential. Dumb muscle, loves to mix it up.
5. Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me. Size notwithstanding, can you imagine anybody sticking around to fuck you with you after this guy bares his teeth?
6. Critical Bill (Treat Williams) from Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead. Sleeper pick that’s probably safe to take this late – “out of his tits,” but there wasn’t a guy he fought that didn’t end up in critical condition.
7. Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Big silent Indian. Intimidating as hell.
8. Technical Sergeant Michael Horvath (Tom Sizemore) from Saving Private Ryan. Brooks no disloyalty and absolutely refuses to die when he’s a member of your crew.
9. Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone. You’d better believe he’s got your back.
10. Trejo (Danny Trejo) in Heat.
11. Vatgrown Ninja in Johnny Mneumonic.
12. Any single one of the Marines in Black Hawk Down.

It’s a shame nobody has ever made a movie out of the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, because having any one of the Bloodguard getting your back would rule.

By: Misanthrope

Misanthrope — Mon, 11 May 2009 11:22:16 +0000

Undrafted Free Agent Steals:

Brick Top, Snatch [Alan Ford]:
Baby Firefly, House of 1000 Corpses [Sheri Moon Zombie]
Cleon, Dead Presidents [Bokeem Woodbine]
Tito Severe, Empire [Fat Joe] Really, this pick is just for the spring mounted shotgun on the back of his couch in this film.
Brick Tamland, Anchorman [Steve Carell] He stabbed a man with a trident. A Trident.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 11 May 2009 06:36:33 +0000

Augie Farks in Role Models… As long as it’s in a Battle Royale and I’m dressed like a member of KISS

By: shhshh

shhshh — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:37:38 +0000

The Saint of Killers from Preacher.

Very nerdy, relatively obscure comic book reference. Basically the guy is Death funneled into the body of an old west gunslinger.

By: Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Bob — Mon, 11 May 2009 02:34:18 +0000

Adam West as Batman – dude will make any enemies laugh themselves to death in his leotard – and he can dance the Bat-usi as well!