Commenter Mock Drafts: Who Do You Want Watching Your Back?

Welcome to another glorious Friday on the internet. For today’s commenter mock draft we’ll be examining the most badass characters in film. Specifically you’ll be drafting the one movie character you’d want to have your back in a street fight. For the sake of the draft we’re limiting the scope to flesh-and-blood humans who lack super-powers. So if you were to draft the Terminator, for example, I would not hesitate to edit your comment to make you look like a filthy pedophile. I’m tough, but completely unfair. Note: Once someone is selected all of the actor’s other characters are off teh board.

I’ll get the ball rolling with the first pick, Jason Bourne. He can take anybody apart with ease, and I don’t have to worry about him snapping like John Rambo.

Add your picks in the comment section, but remember to play by the fucking rules. Oh, and thanks to reader Zach for inspiring this week’s topic.