Comments on: Breesus Don’t Want Me for a Sunbeam

By: Breesus

Breesus — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:26:46 +0000

I posted a funny photo-shopped photo of Drew on http://www.breesus.com today myself. LOL

By: DeepFriar

DeepFriar — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:26:51 +0000

Not even the Son of God can help a defense that parts like the Red Sea.

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:26:13 +0000

missing “sacrilicious” tag

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:15:33 +0000

@RBP … Uh, I’m missing the Bahston reference to me. Couldn’t we make a Fargo joke or something? Even a 0-4 Super Bowl jab?

@AD … You’d be impressed with what I can do while tickling both our toes, pops.

By: Aaron's dad

Aaron's dad — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:38:29 +0000

Aaron, what are you doing leaving the basement. Grabbing toes time isn’t over yet!

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Mon, 04 May 2009 21:31:19 +0000

This is bullshit. No one cares about the Saints.

What? HUH? WHAT?! F-CK YOU!!

/not everyone in here roots for the Pawtriahts or the Sixburgh Stillazz

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:47:14 +0000

This is bullshit. No one cares about the Saints. That’s why this government is trying to drown them. There is only one sacriligious football player, and his name is Purple Jesus. PJ would win over 5’2″ Brees any day of the week.

Plus, no Jesus figure would be so stupid to let a giant mole continue to run rampant on his mug. What a cunt.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 04 May 2009 19:06:26 +0000

I guess you can get stigmata on your face.

By: BigJDelux

BigJDelux — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:47:51 +0000

Rivers would be Lazer-us! Throwing floaters for 3 days until Breesus touched his forehead, killing him and saving humanity from hearing Rivers tell us how awesome he is.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:09:17 +0000

Phillip Rivers would be Pontius Pilate (“You’re not the Son of God? What? FUCK YOU!”)