Breesus Don’t Want Me for a Sunbeam
05.04.09
While you’re clicking “refresh” for this week’s Monday Afternoon Quarterbacking of Monday Morning Quarterback (Drew’s on vacation this week, so Punter’s filling in), here are some lovely creations from master of the Interwebs LSUfreek. Like most Saints fans, freek has a justifiable love of Drew Brees, but I don’t know about these Photoshops. I mean, I’ll allow that Brees might be the second coming of Christ, but healing Reggie Bush? I doubt it.
If it weren’t Monday morning and we had something ready, these images would be worked into a new KSKharacter sketch, or maybe a “God explains…” post. But it’s Monday and the offseason, so you’re just gonna have to close your eyes and pretend. Kinda like how you have sex.
[tomb flies open]
Anyhoo, I guess it’s time for us to make Hurricane Katrina jokes. A “flood” of them, perhaps? Wokka wokka.
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I posted a funny photo-shopped photo of Drew on http://www.breesus.com today myself. LOL
Not even the Son of God can help a defense that parts like the Red Sea.
missing “sacrilicious” tag
@RBP … Uh, I’m missing the Bahston reference to me. Couldn’t we make a Fargo joke or something? Even a 0-4 Super Bowl jab?
@AD … You’d be impressed with what I can do while tickling both our toes, pops.
Aaron, what are you doing leaving the basement. Grabbing toes time isn’t over yet!
This is bullshit. No one cares about the Saints.
What? HUH? WHAT?! F-CK YOU!!
/not everyone in here roots for the Pawtriahts or the Sixburgh Stillazz
This is bullshit. No one cares about the Saints. That’s why this government is trying to drown them. There is only one sacriligious football player, and his name is Purple Jesus. PJ would win over 5’2″ Brees any day of the week.
Plus, no Jesus figure would be so stupid to let a giant mole continue to run rampant on his mug. What a cunt.
I guess you can get stigmata on your face.
Rivers would be Lazer-us! Throwing floaters for 3 days until Breesus touched his forehead, killing him and saving humanity from hearing Rivers tell us how awesome he is.
Phillip Rivers would be Pontius Pilate (“You’re not the Son of God? What? FUCK YOU!”)
If Drew is Breesus, then Jake Delhomme has to be Judas (or some minor Bible character like Dorcas)
Drew’s on vacation. More like is mom kicked him out of her basement. Dated pun.
/Reilly’d
Notice how LT can’t seem to stay healthy since Brees left Still Classy San Diego? A coincidence? I think not.
Jesus – turned water into wine
Breesus – turned whiners into winners
This is funny in a going to hell kinda way.
/getting my gasoline drawz ready.
“said AND done.”
@Godzilla Biscuits: May be outdated, but the Superdome is going to get a few more Super Bowls under that new roof before it’s all said done. Geaux Saints!!!
/homer’d
Saints Unplugged: Why Drew Brees decided to stay in a city with an ominous death rattle to play in an hurricane-battered and supremely outdated stadium until 2025!
Dear Lord Breesus, ye of the short stature but incredible poise in the pocket
Heal Reggie Bush’s many injuries, obtained as he climbed Mount Kardassian
And have him fit and ready so that the Black & Gold may finally reach the Promised Land
Breesus, to you we pray, in the name of the Dome Patrol and Buddy D.
Amen.
When I close my eyes and pretend, all I see is God shaking his head at me..
Ahhh…what a beautiful way to start off a Monday. Breesus indeed.
That’s a sweet mullet.
Mmmm… sacrilicious……
Surely a possible LaToeInjury trade could have been worked in here somehow. If Breesus is powerful enough to make even Reggie Bush look useful, I bet he can take care of turf toe in about 10 seconds.
/are there bikes in ‘nawlins?
//BIKE BIKE BIKE
@LLUA you big dummy. Try again.
Slow clap
/Purdue alum
/blah blah blah
/Purdue alum
/Breesus pwned the “Sport Science” episode featuring him
/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoqA-LKGb4
I’ll take Purple Jesus as the more accurate one. See, because he’s black? Like real Jesus?
I feel like there should be a sacrelicious tag here somewhere.