BONUS Sexy Friday: Sexy Friday Swings Both Ways
Punté already pointed this out in today’s edition of Saint Andrew’s Net, but we’d be failing our Sexy Friday duties if we didn’t bring your attention to the almost-but-not-quite NSFW blog I Dream of Mina. It’s about Mina, a nice girl who sports an engagment ring and writes candidly about masturbation, her erotic photo shoots, and all the ways you can pay for pictures of those events. Here’s what she wrote about her experience with the blonde in the picture above:
We stayed up late last night shooting some crazy porn shit till 4am. She went down on me for hours! We kept taking breaks from our fun and then would take some fan pics then go at each other again. [...]
I make her scream so hard when she cums.. and I love it when she spends forever massaging my huge tits with her hands and mouth.
Sounds like an okay evening.
Anyway, if topless girls pressed together while they make out isn’t your thing, perhaps you’d be more interested in Polish model Rosalia Verne?
Have you heard the one about Polish submarines and penises? They’re long, hard, and equipped with screen doors.
And finally, just because good things come in threes: Suicide Girls recreate Fight Club (NSFW). I’ve always wanted to see sweaty topless tattooed girls fighting, and now my dream is reality. Thanks, Internet! This will be the best Memorial Day ever!
Tags: captain caveman, sexy friday
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Not to sound like a bitch but that blonde’s haircut is busted, not that it would stop me.
Anyway, best sexy Friday post ever!
have a safe weekend and remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice for this great country of ours.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@UU – I will remember those Suicide Girls on Monday.
/That’s not who you were referring to?
I don’t even have words to express my feelings regarding the lovely Ms. Verne up there.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
So does that mean you lazy Yanks are not posting Monday? What am I supposed to do at work then huh?
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:17 pm
80’s Kelly Preston getting nekkid last week has ruined me for Sexy Friday until alchahol renders my brain mush. Which should happen by Monday at the latest.
May 22nd, 2009 at 5:36 pm
That suicide girls like kind of makes my day.
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
All gave some, some gave all. Have a good Memorial Day weekend, y’all.
And I would give it to every one of the Fight Club Suicides. And by IT I mean…
oh nevermind, you get it.
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Too late. I already finished before the jump
May 23rd, 2009 at 4:23 am
Yeah, we definitely need more topless tattooed chicks beating the shit out of each other on Sexy Friday.
Actually, I’m all about Polish supermodel Rosalia Verne. Man is she crazy hot. She’s a perfect example of the joy and misery of dating in Pittsburgh. As the Polish co-capital of the U.S (along with Milwaukee), that’s one ethnicity in no short supply around here. And it’s great because when they’re nubile young co-eds, they have cute faces and huge racks.
However, the warning sign lies in those beefy thighs Rosalia is sportin’. After they hit 30 (or get pregnant), they have a tendency to blow up like the infamous Roethlisberger Panties Chick. Mark my words, in about 10 years, Rosalia will either be married to some lonely Wall Street daytrader or a plus sized model for Lane Bryant.
May 25th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
dude… tattooed girls are so hot… omg… thanks for sharing this man… cool…
May 26th, 2009 at 11:07 am
What is she doing to her back?