Mortimer must be his butler. “Enough of the zany fun. Time to go to work. It’s a writing day in the King condo in the South End of Boston. Envy you, Mortimer.” [Twitter]
@CR: They have each other over for tea and sodomy.
05.28.09 at 12:22 pm
CR
Mortimer = pet name for Brett Favre. Brett calls PK Jeeves. Its all very sophisticated.
05.28.09 at 12:15 pm
Windy City Sulker
Mortimer, I’m feeling peckish. Do we have any gourmet dog treats left?
05.28.09 at 12:13 pm
LaFavre's Next Retirement
Mortimer, take the day off. I’m walking today.
05.28.09 at 12:02 pm
Bill Brasky
I wonder what Billy Ray Valentine thinks about all this.
05.28.09 at 11:58 am
Buttsmack O'Kelley
mortimer, your tweets define clutch!
05.28.09 at 11:44 am
Nom de Plume
It’s a writing day
“Day”? It takes him a whole day?
05.28.09 at 11:43 am
poop
Mortimer is probably some homelss guy he met on his way to Dunkin’ Donuts. Next Week’s column will all be about how lucky people are to be unemployed and have no mortgage.
05.28.09 at 11:37 am
StuScottBooyahs
MORTIMER!!! You call this COFFEE?? *hurls it in his face*
05.28.09 at 11:25 am
Animal Mother
I’m pretty sure Morty’s Twitter goes, “Murder is the only way out. Where could I possible hide his bloated corpse?”
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[i]Nom de Plume wrote:
It’s a writing day
“Day”? It takes him a whole day?[/i]
No, it’s just that the other 6 days of the week, he does no writing. It gets in the way of his coffee and bitching about hotels.
On your knees mortimer…. time to service the King
“Mortimer” is King’s code name for the LAND BARON.
@StuScott: there’s a teabagging joke in there somewhere but I just ate lunch.
What about Randolph? Are King, Mortimer and Randolph making racist jokes about black players?
From King’s other tweets, Mortimer is clearly Chris Mortensen. Why is PK envious of Mort? PK is writing while Mort is WORKING THE LAND!
http://twitter.com/mortreport/status/1947631417
@CR: They have each other over for tea and sodomy.
Mortimer = pet name for Brett Favre. Brett calls PK Jeeves. Its all very sophisticated.
Mortimer, I’m feeling peckish. Do we have any gourmet dog treats left?
Mortimer, take the day off. I’m walking today.
I wonder what Billy Ray Valentine thinks about all this.
mortimer, your tweets define clutch!
It’s a writing day
“Day”? It takes him a whole day?
Mortimer is probably some homelss guy he met on his way to Dunkin’ Donuts. Next Week’s column will all be about how lucky people are to be unemployed and have no mortgage.
MORTIMER!!! You call this COFFEE?? *hurls it in his face*
I’m pretty sure Morty’s Twitter goes, “Murder is the only way out. Where could I possible hide his bloated corpse?”
/Great murder. Lofty murder.