Mortimer must be his butler. “Enough of the zany fun. Time to go to work. It’s a writing day in the King condo in the South End of Boston. Envy you, Mortimer.” [Twitter]
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I’m pretty sure Morty’s Twitter goes, “Murder is the only way out. Where could I possible hide his bloated corpse?”
/Great murder. Lofty murder.
MORTIMER!!! You call this COFFEE?? *hurls it in his face*
Mortimer is probably some homelss guy he met on his way to Dunkin’ Donuts. Next Week’s column will all be about how lucky people are to be unemployed and have no mortgage.
It’s a writing day
“Day”? It takes him a whole day?
mortimer, your tweets define clutch!
I wonder what Billy Ray Valentine thinks about all this.
Mortimer, take the day off. I’m walking today.
Mortimer, I’m feeling peckish. Do we have any gourmet dog treats left?
Mortimer = pet name for Brett Favre. Brett calls PK Jeeves. Its all very sophisticated.
@CR: They have each other over for tea and sodomy.
From King’s other tweets, Mortimer is clearly Chris Mortensen. Why is PK envious of Mort? PK is writing while Mort is WORKING THE LAND! [twitter.com]
What about Randolph? Are King, Mortimer and Randolph making racist jokes about black players?
@StuScott: there’s a teabagging joke in there somewhere but I just ate lunch.
“Mortimer” is King’s code name for the LAND BARON.
On your knees mortimer…. time to service the King
[i]Nom de Plume wrote: It’s a writing day
“Day”? It takes him a whole day?[/i]
No, it’s just that the other 6 days of the week, he does no writing. It gets in the way of his coffee and bitching about hotels.
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