Who ordered the steamed gentile? DeAngelo Williams knows exactly how Carolina’s coaching staff shed their excess pounds. “They had their own ‘the biggest loser’ here. A lot of guys shed a lot of weight. They’ve done a great job. They’ve dedicated themselves in the weight room, in the sauna and the steam room.” Just imagine how much weight they could lose if they wore these hot pants (via @EthanJaynes). [Charlotte Observer via Florio]
Tags: Carolina Panthers, Mmmmmm steamed gentile, Shvitzing, Unsilent Majority
May 28th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
What a bunch of losers.
May 28th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Amazing things can happen when you switch to saline solution!
May 28th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
If I use those hot pants, do I need to take Enzyte?
May 28th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Bringing Matt Jones in for a tryout every day really paid off.
May 28th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Those sauna pants are sooooooo hawt.
August 8th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I sense the sarcastic undertone of this post, but I feel obliged to point out with all joking aside…
It is VERY dangerous to lose weight via a steam room or sauna (after 26+ years in the industry we should know). Any weight lost in this manner is only water weight, and can lead to severe dehydration.