Who ordered the steamed gentile? DeAngelo Williams knows exactly how Carolina’s coaching staff shed their excess pounds. “They had their own ‘the biggest loser’ here. A lot of guys shed a lot of weight. They’ve done a great job. They’ve dedicated themselves in the weight room, in the sauna and the steam room.” Just imagine how much weight they could lose if they wore these hot pants (via @EthanJaynes). [Charlotte Observer via Florio]


hi,beautiful pants in your post,I love that good pants,I need to find one for me,bill
I sense the sarcastic undertone of this post, but I feel obliged to point out with all joking aside…
It is VERY dangerous to lose weight via a steam room or sauna (after 26+ years in the industry we should know). Any weight lost in this manner is only water weight, and can lead to severe dehydration.
Those sauna pants are sooooooo hawt.
Bringing Matt Jones in for a tryout every day really paid off.
If I use those hot pants, do I need to take Enzyte?
Amazing things can happen when you switch to saline solution!
What a bunch of losers.