AND BRADY MAKES THREE. Gisele is reportedly heavy with child of Dreamboat, which of course is the first step toward Tom dumping her and shacking up with Megan Fox (she likes the older guys!). If it’s at all in keeping with the naming patterns of the prior Scions of Tom, it will be called Bill, regardless of gender, and it will spring forth from the womb wearing a Yankees cap. Now cue six New England columnists using this as an excuse for saying he’s gone soft. [Radar via Boston Globe]
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May 22nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Rumors are swirling that Brett Favre may come out of retirement to sign a one-year deal with Gisele’s uterus, relegating the current fetus to backup status and causing a media frenzy. Peter King just got a text confirming this. True story.
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 am
This kid is going to have an inferiority complex because of DREAMBOAT BABY – plus it is guarenteed that the kid comes out with bad knees.
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 am
With a football star dad and a supermodel mom and tons and tons of money, I’m sure this kid will grow up completely well-adjusted and down-to-earth and not drunk on some celebrity MTV show in 18 years.
May 23rd, 2009 at 1:25 am
He’ll probably suffer the same fate as Joakim Noah
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 am
He’ll be born a few days after we win Super Bowl 44.
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
Are we sure Belichick isn’t the father?
May 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 am
Hey lookie — James finally got creative and started posting as Bill Belichamp. He’s still a dicksmack, but, hey, baby steps, y’know?
May 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
And the Pirates still stink.
As do the Bruins, who blew the top seed in the conference to the fucking Hurricanes. And the Patriots, who got stomped 33-10 by the Steelers.
Also: no one gives a shit what I write.
May 23rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Christmas Ape is a butt plug, haha
And I hate him because he fucked my mom in front of me.
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Look at that, butt plug has to edit my posts because he’s too much of a pussy to simply respond. Congrats on “stomping” the Patriots practice squad 33-10. I think a more accurate showing of the two teams was the 34-13 fistfucking the Patriots laid on the Stoolers in 2007. Or the 2001 or 2004 AFCCG’s, lol
May 23rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
By the way, enjoy that “title run” against the 8-8 Chargers, the Ravens who you had beaten twice already, and the 9-7 Cardinals, because I don’t think next year will be quite so gift wrapped. Can you even call that a playoff run? Heck, every good team the Steelers faced, they lost to. The Giants, Colts, Eagles, and Titans. Yet the Steelers managed to dodge all of them. Lucky lucky.
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
It’s worth noting that the Patriots haven’t exactly faced a Murderer’s Row on the way to any of their 3* Super Bowl titles.
* – It’s also worth noting that they cheated, and the one season they didn’t cheat they lost.
May 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Yeah, those signals sure helped when they scored 2 special teams touchdowns against the Steelers in the 2001 AFCCG (also the first time a Belichick-led Patriot team faced Pittsburgh, last time NE faced them was in 98 before Belichick was the head coach there). I think also the fact that the Panthers took steroids before Super Bowl 38 kind of evens everything out. And in Super Bowl 39, which was won by 3 points by the Patriots, they stole signals from the Eagles in 2003 when the Patriots won by 21 points. So I guess spygate gave the Eagles an unfair advantage.
Not a tough road to the Super Bowl for New England? The Greatest Show On Turf sure was a cakewalk. Or beating the Colts and Titans twice each during the 2003 season. Or in 2004 going through the Colts when they scored about 5000 points, followed by the 15-1 Steelers, and then the 13-3 Eagles who finally got over the hump, that was nothing.
* – They also didn’t win in 2000, 2002, 2005, and 2006.
May 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Are we referring to Spygate or the HGH Rodney Harrison was ordering during the 2004 playoffs?
Just to clarify, I’m not saying the guy is a difference maker or anything. I mean, he wasn’t their best defensive player or anything. Oh wait, he was.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3028236
May 24th, 2009 at 2:12 am
Ol’ Billy Bellicheat is just worked up because all of his favorite team’s titles are tarnished by cheating, lol, haha. (And that’s still half as many rings as the Steelers, lol, haha)
I think a more accurate showing of the two teams was the 34-13 fistfucking the Patriots laid on the Stoolers in 2007.
Oh, so when the Pats have some injuries, it’s the Steelers beating up on a “practice squad” but when the Steelers lost to the Pats in ‘07 without Troy Polamalu (there’s a reason Anthony Smith was playing) and Santonio Holmes (oh, sorry, he played in one drive), it’s just an accurate reflection of the two teams? Get sodomized with a chainsaw, you whiny cretinous fuckwit.
enjoy that “title run” against the 8-8 Chargers, the Ravens who you had beaten twice already, and the 9-7 Cardinals
Well, the Ravens were 13-3 against everyone who weren’t the Steelers last year, so I hardly think they were a pushover. And how does beating a team twice make them any easier the third time? That’s fucking retarded. The Chargers came in winners of five straight (they also managed to destroy New England last year) and the Cardinals had laid waste to the NFC in the postseason. That their regular season records weren’t impressive is irrelevant.
But, hey, if you want an impressive title run, the Steelers in ‘05 beat the top three seeds in the AFC all on the road. So shut your fucking syphilitic yap, lol, haha.
May 24th, 2009 at 2:49 am
How do these fights even get started? Ladies, you’re both pretty, etc. etc. etc. I’m a Pats fan but why insult the Steelers for no fucking reason? I just liked how Ape brought up the dipshit New England columnists who call Brady soft for no reason, either.
/honestly, what the fuck Shaughnessy
May 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Ape, you’re a mean drunk.
May 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Yeah, that James/Bill Belichamp tard was picking fights in the comment thread of every post on this site that even mentioned the Pats in passing and it finally reached the breaking point with me. So, he’s banned. Back to trolling message boards in search of high school girls willing to fuck a Wes Welker impersonator.
May 25th, 2009 at 2:46 am
Well this post turned into a shit show rather quickly. Fighting on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics: even if you win you’re still retarded. Or retahhhhted if we’re getting all New England up in this bitch.
May 25th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
“And how does beating a team twice make them any easier the third time?”
It’s easier because you now have 2 games of sideline signals to breakdown. Oh wait, you mean Belicheat is the only one filming other coaches? I guess it doesn’t help unless you play for the Patriots.