brady_baby_1940AND BRADY MAKES THREE. Gisele is reportedly heavy with child of Dreamboat, which of course is the first step toward Tom dumping her and shacking up with Megan Fox (she likes the older guys!). If it’s at all in keeping with the naming patterns of the prior Scions of Tom, it will be called Bill, regardless of gender, and it will spring forth from the womb wearing a Yankees cap. Now cue six New England columnists using this as an excuse for saying he’s gone soft. [Radar via Boston Globe]