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By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Sat, 23 May 2009 04:12:14 +0000

Is that dog just any “Man’s Best Friend”? I think that JH III knew the real deal, dog.

By: JaysonAych

JaysonAych — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:41:36 +0000

Well shit, I’d been out of the loop and the article on usatoday.com lied to me. You’re right. Fuck him and usatoday.com!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 22 May 2009 23:05:44 +0000

The Steelers met the president on Thursday. YOU OWE HIM NOTHING!

By: JaysonAych

JaysonAych — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:26:48 +0000

You see? Harrison had a perfectly legitimate excuse for not meeting the president today. He’s not afraid of flying. He’d already made an appointment for one of his killer pit bulls to maul members of his family. I owe him an apology.

By: daryl

daryl — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:56:38 +0000

heh heh. lycanpeezy. heh heh. good one.

By: Andy Reid's Brushstache

Andy Reid's Brushstache — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:53:34 +0000

Michael Vick just spoke with his agent to see how he can monetize this.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:24:39 +0000

Note the soulless, demonic gaze of the Terrible Towel Dog in that picture. One of Cerberus’ deformed pups is a Steelers fan.

By: poop

poop — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:15:07 +0000

Wow. That “Gay for James Harrison” tag is getting a lot of use this week.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a dogfighting ring was discovered in Pittsburgh. Probably in the basement of one of those other Rooney brothers who had to sell their shares of the team.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:01:08 +0000

If we sent all the Pit Bulls to Pittsburgh, would the Pit Bulls eat all the Stiller fans, or would the Stiller fans eat all the Pit Bulls?

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:54:29 +0000

Bad Father Rule #1: Surround your young children with as many shelter-raised pitbulls as possible. They are predictable and also cuddly.