ALL THAT REMAINS IS A BULLET TO THE ASS AND A FIGHT WITH A BENGALS LINEBACKER LINEMAN IN VEGAS. And then the transformation from James Harrison to Joey Porter will be complete. The latest indication: Harrison’s son, appropriately named James Harrison III (THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW HE’S LOYAL TO JAMES HARRISON!), has been hospitalized after being attacked by one of his father’s dogs. Perhaps Harrison is a lycanpeezy and only exhibits Peezy-like tendencies under the glow of a full moon. Though his reticence suggests he’s got some zombie Greg Lloyd in him as well. Hybrid monster!
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Is that dog just any “Man’s Best Friend”? I think that JH III knew the real deal, dog.
Well shit, I’d been out of the loop and the article on usatoday.com lied to me. You’re right. Fuck him and usatoday.com!
The Steelers met the president on Thursday. YOU OWE HIM NOTHING!
You see? Harrison had a perfectly legitimate excuse for not meeting the president today. He’s not afraid of flying. He’d already made an appointment for one of his killer pit bulls to maul members of his family. I owe him an apology.
heh heh. lycanpeezy. heh heh. good one.
Michael Vick just spoke with his agent to see how he can monetize this.
Note the soulless, demonic gaze of the Terrible Towel Dog in that picture. One of Cerberus’ deformed pups is a Steelers fan.
Wow. That “Gay for James Harrison” tag is getting a lot of use this week.
I wouldn’t be surprised if a dogfighting ring was discovered in Pittsburgh. Probably in the basement of one of those other Rooney brothers who had to sell their shares of the team.
If we sent all the Pit Bulls to Pittsburgh, would the Pit Bulls eat all the Stiller fans, or would the Stiller fans eat all the Pit Bulls?
Bad Father Rule #1: Surround your young children with as many shelter-raised pitbulls as possible. They are predictable and also cuddly.
remember that the child are our future, unless pit bulls eat all of them.
this is why we need dogfighting in professional football.
kill dogs not kids!
They need to put a Steelers lineman between the dog and the boy at all times. That way the dog will be held off of him no matter what.
That pitbull just got sick of eating tired old everydog food.
FIX YO DOG!
Nice Yogi Berra-ish quote at the end of the article from Harrison:
“Everything in the newspaper, half of it is B.S.”
Well played, sir.
The dog sensed that the boy would have called any man who happened to be his biological father “daddy”. James Harrison’s dog isn’t down with such disloyalty.
Hines no fuck with plesident. He have smirre you can be aberr to berieve in!
Don’t fuck with Obama. The rest of you have been warned.
See, now that dog, it’ll bite anyone. That’s why I have that dog. JH,Jr
To be fair the pit bull refused to bite anybody else’s kid.
I bet the Pit Bull is a bitch named Francisco.
Maybe the dog was just trying to take the kid to go get baptized?
I heard the pit bull was possessed by the devil after Harrison was done worshipping him.
Porter fought Levi Jones, an OT.
I love how crazy Pittsburgh linebackers are. It’s just after 40 time and just before bench press reps in their favorite measurable.
Tell me that the pit bull is named James Harrison IV…