ALL THAT REMAINS IS A BULLET TO THE ASS AND A FIGHT WITH A BENGALS
LINEBACKER LINEMAN IN VEGAS. And then the transformation from James Harrison to Joey Porter will be complete. The latest indication: Harrison’s son, appropriately named James Harrison III (THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW HE’S LOYAL TO JAMES HARRISON!), has been hospitalized after being attacked by one of his father’s dogs. Perhaps Harrison is a lycanpeezy and only exhibits Peezy-like tendencies under the glow of a full moon. Though his reticence suggests he’s got some zombie Greg Lloyd in him as well. Hybrid monster!
I want more like this!
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