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By: f--k, Cutler

f--k, Cutler — Mon, 25 May 2009 15:02:26 +0000

#1 member of the Rex Grossman death cult.

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:00:54 +0000

“The population of my dick is higher than the population of Hartford. My dick cares more about football than the population of Hartford. My dick has more money than the population of Hartford.”

For those asking about dick jokes, there be three. Unsubtle, yet well done.

By: skim172

skim172 — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:00:20 +0000

So there’s gonna be a UFL team in New York or, alternatively, in Hartford. Hartford effin’ Connecticut.

The population of my dick is higher than the population of Hartford. My dick cares more about football than the population of Hartford. My dick has more money than the population of Hartford.

Of course, once you get out into the suburbs, you end up in Millionaire County, Connecticut, but those Botoxed fur-wearing Benz-driving superior-acting WASPs find the commoners’ game quite beneath them.

By: drsashamd

drsashamd — Fri, 22 May 2009 02:55:17 +0000

@jackin’4beats

That’s funny, that post was my first too and is what got me hooked on KSK.

Long Live the Sex Cannon!

By: Gross Rexman

Gross Rexman — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:09:58 +0000

I’m not trying to say Grossman is better than Romo, or even good enough to be a starter…but to think the Cannon can’t even be a #2 or a #3 in the NFL is crazy. I mean, Ken Dorsey is still employed.

By: Gross Rexman

Gross Rexman — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:07:03 +0000

@j4b – Are we not allowed to poke fun at Tony Homo? He was the only QB I could think of that threw up a 5 INT game in the past few years…although a second ago I remembered that Delhomme matched it against the Cardinals a few months back.

And Grossman may be out of the League, but I’ve never seen him bobble a snap on a FG or blatantly cry while lying prone on the field (last seen in the 44-6 Philly game).

To add insult to #9, Grossman knocked up Homo’s gal. Why do you think Jessica Simpson got so fat? She’s pregnant, that’s why! The Cumslinger strikes again!

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:34:39 +0000

/dick jokes are more important

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:15:57 +0000

@Gross Rexman: And Tony Romo still plays in the NFL, while Grossman does not. Where do you believe Sexy Rexy would rather be? And the Cowboys won that god-awful 5 INT game.

I will give you credit for knowing all those stats about Rexy, but you should get your priorities straight about what’s more important.

By: DaydreamBilliever

DaydreamBilliever — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:29:44 +0000

yeah, Pennington has had his OMGWTF games, but i’d say fewer and further between than Sexy Rexy

By: Gross Rexman

Gross Rexman — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:17:24 +0000

@j4b – I don’t think Grossman ever had a 5 INT game. I know he had the 4 INT, 2 fumble game versus Arizona in ‘06 (”Then crown their asses!”), and a pair of 3 INT games (’06 vs Minnesota, ‘07 vs Dallas), but for the most part I think he mostly had 2 INT games. He may have put up 3 INTs versus GB in the 0.0 rating game. Ah, good ol’ Grossman, he of the numerous sub-50 QB rating games…

Guess that happens when your motto is “Fuck it, I’m goin’ deep.”

Tony Homo, on the other hand, put up 5 INTs versus Buffalo a few years back…