MATT LIGHT DISAPPROVES OF YOUR FENG SHUI AND WILL SHOW IT WITH VIOLENCE. Patriots tackle Matt Light is being sued by a nightclub host-cum-interior decorator for an alleged beating the Patriots tackle administered to him on New Year’s Eve 2007 during an altercation at a Connecticut casino. See, Light practices his technique on interior decorators then later applies it on the field to Channing Crowder. Get a vehicle on the field and the offseason exploits of Marshawn Lynch and Donte Stallworth suddenly have remarkable utility.
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lol yeah those patriots o-linemen sure are tough! If only they didnt play like sixteen year old girls when Justin Tuck and the G-Men are around… (Juss got James’s mother 2 do lines off my cock while im wearin my shockey jersey)
Quit being jealous of the greatest sports city Boston, aka the city of champions
Also home to the first undefeated NFL team in history to lose in the Super Bowl so you’ve got both sides of the spectrum to choose from there hobbit.
Quit being jealous of the greatest sports city Boston, aka the city of champions
Animal Mother, it’s not 3 1/2 men, it’s 2 1/2 men.
Matt Light fucked you, queer
/fixed
Otto Man is a loser, haha
Matt Light fucked your mom, queer
Way to bring the freshest in fourth-grade zingers, Jimmy.
I think your mom is here to pick you up. Don’t forget your juice box.
Matt Light fucked your mom, queer
“Matt Light and the Greatriots will probably go 19-0″
You are correct. Only cock smokers go 18-0 and lose in the Super Bowl.
/18 and 1′d
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My favorite comment, probably from TAWMY:
THE HOST SOUNDS LIKE A WHINY FAIRY DOUCHEBAG. CASINO HOST INTERIOR DECORATOR STUDYI NG IN KOREA. MOMMY IS PROBABLY PAYING FOR HIS SCHOOL. ANOTHER FREELOADER TRYING TO GET $$$ FOR NOTHING. LEAVE MATTY LIGHT ALONE AND GET A JOB!!!
Matt Light and the Greatriots will probably go 19-0
/Masshole retard getting a jump on the season
Shitty casino near down town Vegas called “El Cortez” is the last time I’ve seen 10X craps.
I have a sucker’s card from Mohegan and only play craps. Sadly, I’ve never seen 10X odds.
Ryno, yes 10x odds are great. Craps = best casino game ever.
To be fair – Light had been playing 44 Inside on the craps table for the past hour and there had been four 7′s rolled. He was really pissed.
/3-4-5x odds really suck in craps
//10x odds are great
///I have a players card from Casino Royale in Vegas
////- *sigh* yes, they have a Noble Romans there and its delicious.
“collAr’ Chirst on toast spanky, learn to spell!
/gay as easter
Black belt? Shouldn’t he be a chartrusse belt?
The guy’s resume says he is a black belt in Karate and Tae Kwon Do. I bet he is also a black belt in taking it up the ass…You know, because he’s a designer? Get it?
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To be fair if you have ever watched any of those crappy shows on HGTV most if not all interior decorators deserve a beating.
“nightclub host-cum-interior decorator” Sounds kinda dirty. So Light pounded on a coller popped ghey?
If only he’d remembered to do that Week 1 of last season, then Brady would have been fine. NO ONE DENIES THIS!