Anything to keep him from driving drunk again. “Jared Allen. What’s that on your head, Jared? Skinned wolverine? I love it. Ha. Jared Allen bringin’ it here on Rome is Burning. I love it. Say, can I borrow some of that wolverine’s hair for my goatee patch? The goatee’s gotta stay hardcore, Jared. HARDCORE.” HT to Daulerio for the image.
I want more like this!
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