Anything to keep him from driving drunk again. “Jared Allen. What’s that on your head, Jared? Skinned wolverine? I love it. Ha. Jared Allen bringin’ it here on Rome is Burning. I love it. Say, can I borrow some of that wolverine’s hair for my goatee patch? The goatee’s gotta stay hardcore, Jared. HARDCORE.” HT to Daulerio for the image.
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You gotta guy with a dead animal on his head, and Jim Rome is still the tool in the split screen shot. Well done, Jim. Well done.
@ottoman: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
I’d watch “Rome Is Burning” if it meant Jared Allen were to disembowel Jim Rome with an all-steel Samburu spear.
Im immediately going to look at that video of Jim Everett flipping the table in the early Rome interview
Oh, so now Jared’s too good for me?
Not stabby enough.
Needs more spear.
Jared Allen, jumping the shark.
Back when Frank Caliendo was funny (he was–really), his Rome impression killed…the four syllable words said with pauses for emphasis: PHE nomenal…A rugula…
Jared Allen. My man. EPIC MULLET. Someone needs to tell that guy that he’s JACKED UP! He must have thought he was joining the old school Vikings. Not the Minnesota Vikings.
Jared Allen. A true jungle legend.
/Rome’d
Wolverines is good eatin’. Specially the backstrap.
As an undergrad, Jared Allen once bound, gagged, raped, tortured, and eventually decapitated his roommate with a snow shovel. Charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence. True Story.
It’s only a matter of time before Allen is killing his teammates and wearing their skins, Buffalo Bill-style.
Ow-ah play-ahs dressin’ up as a dahkie is more pow-ah-ful den yo-ah play-ahs dressin’ up as a dahkie!!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
*doesn’t just dye his hair
By the way, you will never convince me that Rome just dyes his hair dark for the show. He wears his natural color in his other job as The Milfhunter.
Again – it’s not only that he learned his lesson, but he’s a gamer. He grinds it out in practice everyday, his teammates love him, and he gets after it. Outstanding interview.
BAC ‘em!
Next on tap! Jim Rome and Billy Mays in a lacquer-off!
That interview must have been EPIC!
At least it’s not blackface this time.
(there were dramatic pauses in there, I swear)
Jared Allen. Comes on the program.
He’s got a DEAD ANIMAL CARCASS.
ON HIS MELON.
Phenomenal.