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By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:27:37 +0000

My crazy bitch services are in high demand these days, Drew, but perhaps I’ll cut you a discount. Let’s talk. Just email me your social security number and colonic map. I’ll take it from there.

By: Rock

Rock — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:14:06 +0000

Caveat emptor, bitches.

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:57:37 +0000

Now that’s a woman who will let a seven-foot athlete stick it where the poopie drops. Her gynecologist probably calls her besieged cavities “the Crazy 8.”

By: Mannyb'nManny

Mannyb'nManny — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:52:02 +0000

Whats worse… She’s Quasimoto UGLY

LINK TO A PHOTO OF QUASI: http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272625957.shtml

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:42:45 +0000

Man, maybe I need to throw on a dress and go get me some pro athlete ass. I’m better looking than this chick and I’ve got dudes from 4 pro sports to choose from in Dallas.

Maybe I’ll sample one of each and then make a decision.

By: Quentin LogJammin'

Quentin LogJammin' — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:15:47 +0000

grimey and coolhwhip great great work today. LOVE the unified bitch theory

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:59:33 +0000

Tony Banks also blames Trent Dilfer for that buffalo chicken sandwich he had “disappear” on him back in ’00.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:39:27 +0000

@Sabbatini’s Pacifier: +1 Nicely done.

By: Bubby Brister's Mop

Bubby Brister's Mop — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:38:00 +0000

Say what you wish but this chick must be an absolute freak in the sack to pull so much athlete ass. I’m talking Nasty Fetish Final Four level freak you nasty. Like not only lets you stick it in her ass but allows you to poop on her afterward. ‘Cause going by her picture, it’s not like she’s Black Jessica Simpson or something. Actually she looks like a quasi-attractive Klingon.

By: CoolHwhip

CoolHwhip — Thu, 14 May 2009 14:35:54 +0000

Let me use a diagram to explain this sort of thing:

http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/unifiedbitchtheory2-1.jpg