Once you go Tony Banks, you never go back (to black guys). The Dallas Morning News reports that Cristal Taylor, Dirk Nowitzki’s fiancee/stripper/con-woman/roadschnitzel/girlfriend from hell, also had a former relationship with Tony Banks. According to the report, “Banks said he later found out that Taylor got his contact information through a college friend who did marketing for him after he was drafted. When Banks decided not to hire the friend as an agent, he ’sicced’ Taylor on him, Banks said.” I like the idea of siccing crazy women on men as a means of revenge. I bet lots of girls could make good money in the crazy bitching industry, my ex-girlfriend in particular.
Tags: Hey futuremrsrickankiel want Uff's phone number?, quick hits
May 14th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Crazy bitches make the world go ’round.
/and clean out your bank account
//and get you arrested
///and make you want to kill someone
////not that any of this stuff happened to me, it happened to my friend. really.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:06 am
A college buddy of mine covered a Rams game during the late 90’s and got locker room access, and literally all he could talk about when he got back was how huge Tony Banks’ schlong was.
I bet when Dirk fucks her now, it’s like throwing a bratwurst down a hallway! Goodnight everybody! ** tap-dances off-stage**
May 14th, 2009 at 10:07 am
But crazy women also have one thing on their side: crazy women sex.
/not that at the end you don’t regret it
//not that I know what that’s all about
///no officer I don’t know what that missing head is doing in the trunk of my car….
May 14th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Someone should tell Nowitzski to write to KSK’s sex/football mailbag.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Someone should tell Nowitzski to write to KSK’s sex/football mailbag.
Can I forward you his e-mail?
May 14th, 2009 at 10:19 am
What’s a Tony Banks?
/crazy bitches are best enjoyed in 5 second nostalgic thoughts
May 14th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Hey, nice to see Captain Sig take a break from the Northwestern and tap some felonious stripper ass…
May 14th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Let me use a diagram to explain this sort of thing:
http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/unifiedbitchtheory2-1.jpg
May 14th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Say what you wish but this chick must be an absolute freak in the sack to pull so much athlete ass. I’m talking Nasty Fetish Final Four level freak you nasty. Like not only lets you stick it in her ass but allows you to poop on her afterward. ‘Cause going by her picture, it’s not like she’s Black Jessica Simpson or something. Actually she looks like a quasi-attractive Klingon.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:39 am
@Sabbatini’s Pacifier: +1 Nicely done.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Tony Banks also blames Trent Dilfer for that buffalo chicken sandwich he had “disappear” on him back in ‘00.
May 14th, 2009 at 11:15 am
grimey and coolhwhip great great work today. LOVE the unified bitch theory
May 14th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Man, maybe I need to throw on a dress and go get me some pro athlete ass. I’m better looking than this chick and I’ve got dudes from 4 pro sports to choose from in Dallas.
Maybe I’ll sample one of each and then make a decision.
May 14th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Whats worse… She’s Quasimoto UGLY
LINK TO A PHOTO OF QUASI: http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272625957.shtml
May 14th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Now that’s a woman who will let a seven-foot athlete stick it where the poopie drops. Her gynecologist probably calls her besieged cavities “the Crazy 8.”
May 14th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Caveat emptor, bitches.
May 14th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
My crazy bitch services are in high demand these days, Drew, but perhaps I’ll cut you a discount. Let’s talk. Just email me your social security number and colonic map. I’ll take it from there.