In a new twist, Tony Romo collapses down the stretch. Haha, now he’ll have to settle for being a run-of-the-mill one-sport pro athlete who bangs Jessica Simpson and plays golf better than 99.99% of the population. He must wake up every morning wondering if today will be the day that he finally puts himself out of his misery with a well-placed bullet. [Dallas Morning News]
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