previously unknown* species of dinosaurs (no need to worry, Cowboy fans, he packed his invisible cloak and toothpaste). It is easily the greatest trip you can take for $80.80, unless you know where to buy really great peyote. I don’t, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Marty did. [MartyB]
*The Kentrosaurus is real? Okay, my mistake. But I’m not buying this “T-Rex” crap for a minute.
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May 8th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
If his newly Seahawked brother is as verbose as MartyB, and maybe plays a handful of downs with Hasselbald, are we ready to crown them the best NFL family? My vote is yes; I’m sick of those Oreo-peddling honky Mannings.
May 8th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Dude rules.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
To: Roger Goodell
From: A Cowboy Hater
Subject: Drug Test
Dear Rog,
Please test MartyB for drugs. He is on some kind of Psychodelic drug. If he has any left, call me.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Drew @ 11:41 AM Fri, May 08, 2009
Marty B-Saurus for MVP!
Clearly Drew has switched his alliances. Cool, we need more fans to cheer MartyB on!
RE MartyB: This dude has got the weirdest imagination ever. Just as long as he’s not daydreaming like this on the field, he can blog about anything he wants.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
those are real dinosaurs maj there’s this thing called “google” where you type in something and it searches to see if any thing on the “internet” that matches. “googling” all four dinosaur names resulted in positive IDs. the internet is nice
May 8th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Marty B reminds me of my boss, if my boss was black, 6′7″ and awesome!
After 10 years in Dallas, this guy may finally pull me over to the dark side.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Sorry, petarded, the Kentrosaurus sounded too good to be real. Fixed.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I can’t wait for this guy to show up in the next Wade and Jerry. It’ll be like Ocho and Marvin crashing Valley Ranch.
May 8th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
o man. marty b in wade and jerry would be the best thing ever. or an encounter between ocho and marty somehow…
anyways, this guy is the best ever