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		<title>By: Mao Daguerre</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14514.html/comment-page-1#comment-172210</link>
		<dc:creator>Mao Daguerre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Considerably, the post is in reality the freshest on this deserving topic. I agree with your conclusions and will eagerly look forward to your coming updates. Saying thanks will not just be enough, for the wonderful lucidity in your writing. I will directly grab your rss feed to stay abreast of any updates. Pleasant work and much success in your  business endeavors!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Considerably, the post is in reality the freshest on this deserving topic. I agree with your conclusions and will eagerly look forward to your coming updates. Saying thanks will not just be enough, for the wonderful lucidity in your writing. I will directly grab your rss feed to stay abreast of any updates. Pleasant work and much success in your  business endeavors!</p>
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		<title>By: BlowtheBlough</title>
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		<dc:creator>BlowtheBlough</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 19:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think bill simmons is entertaining. he probably knows more about basketball than 100% of us, not you or me, but us. also, how are you doing with you job as a sports writer? your podcast? oh, you have neither....than shut the fuck up fagholes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think bill simmons is entertaining. he probably knows more about basketball than 100% of us, not you or me, but us. also, how are you doing with you job as a sports writer? your podcast? oh, you have neither&#8230;.than shut the fuck up fagholes.</p>
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		<title>By: Vince from Sham-Wow</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vince from Sham-Wow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 19:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@starksgotejected

for fucks sake, now I gotta cancel my internet</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@starksgotejected</p>
<p>for fucks sake, now I gotta cancel my internet</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14514.html/comment-page-1#comment-125113</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Drew, love ya, but fuck off.  You left MN and the rest of us stuck here want SOMETHING to latch on to.  Whether it be Simmons or something else, at least it is SOMETHING.  The alternatives are worse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drew, love ya, but fuck off.  You left MN and the rest of us stuck here want SOMETHING to latch on to.  Whether it be Simmons or something else, at least it is SOMETHING.  The alternatives are worse.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14514.html/comment-page-1#comment-125108</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best part about this whole Manny saga is we get to watch El Lay choke on a giant dick. Back to kind-of rooting for the Lakers, assholes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part about this whole Manny saga is we get to watch El Lay choke on a giant dick. Back to kind-of rooting for the Lakers, assholes!</p>
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		<title>By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14514.html/comment-page-1#comment-125106</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;The other team got handed an aging “superstar” who had never won anything from a current GM who was a former player of their team and traded away a number 5 pick for a shooting guard with bad ankles who can’t drive the lane.&lt;/i&gt;

You are right. Al Jefferson, who only averaged 23 points and 11 rebounds this year as a 24 year-old, was an absolute throwaway for the Celtics in that trade.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>The other team got handed an aging “superstar” who had never won anything from a current GM who was a former player of their team and traded away a number 5 pick for a shooting guard with bad ankles who can’t drive the lane.</i></p>
<p>You are right. Al Jefferson, who only averaged 23 points and 11 rebounds this year as a 24 year-old, was an absolute throwaway for the Celtics in that trade.</p>
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		<title>By: Barren Rodgers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Barren Rodgers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 02:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dont know how you guys missed the douchiest comment of them all:

&quot;The job hinges on having common sense and a high basketball IQ, understanding chemistry and character, following the San Antonio/Boston blueprint and building a team a specific way...&quot;

I can&#039;t believe he included Boston in the same breath as San Antonio.  How do San Antonio and Boston even come close to following the same blueprint?  One team got lucky to get the top pick but turned around and signed quality free agents who fit the mold while mining the foreign market to get such gems as Ginobili and Parker and using quality low round picks to get good cheap young role players.  The other team got handed an aging &quot;superstar&quot; who had never won anything from a current GM who was a former player of their team and traded away a number 5 pick for a shooting guard with bad ankles who can&#039;t drive the lane.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont know how you guys missed the douchiest comment of them all:</p>
<p>&#8220;The job hinges on having common sense and a high basketball IQ, understanding chemistry and character, following the San Antonio/Boston blueprint and building a team a specific way&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t believe he included Boston in the same breath as San Antonio.  How do San Antonio and Boston even come close to following the same blueprint?  One team got lucky to get the top pick but turned around and signed quality free agents who fit the mold while mining the foreign market to get such gems as Ginobili and Parker and using quality low round picks to get good cheap young role players.  The other team got handed an aging &#8220;superstar&#8221; who had never won anything from a current GM who was a former player of their team and traded away a number 5 pick for a shooting guard with bad ankles who can&#8217;t drive the lane.</p>
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		<title>By: porky1</title>
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		<dc:creator>porky1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 00:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least Simmons didn&#039;t hide today when the Manny story broke.  Red Sox fans can try and laugh all they want about trading away Manny &quot;just in time&quot;, but 1.  Manny missing/being lazy for 50 games is actually about right for &quot;Manny being Manny&quot; and the Dodgers knew that and 2.  If Manny&#039;s juicing, he&#039;s BEEN juicing, and Bawston has another team that cheated to win it all three total if you count the massive hometown discount Kevin McHale gave the Celtics for Garnett.)  So if nothing else, Simmons did stand up and say &quot;well, shit, maybe my team was a bunch of juiced-up hypocrites.&quot;

And that&#039;s the biggest compliment I can give that homer, I guess.

/&quot;Manny only juiced aftuh the fackin&#039; trade!  Ow-ah titles ah clean, you fackin&#039; Hawlywood faggots!&quot;  (turns around backwards Sox hat and points at the &quot;B&quot;)  &quot;Papi doesn&#039;t miss Manny in the lineup and Papi nevah roided, the big fat dahkie just can&#039;t hit anymore--fah no good fackin&#039; reason!  Sawx nevah cheat!  Fack you!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least Simmons didn&#8217;t hide today when the Manny story broke.  Red Sox fans can try and laugh all they want about trading away Manny &#8220;just in time&#8221;, but 1.  Manny missing/being lazy for 50 games is actually about right for &#8220;Manny being Manny&#8221; and the Dodgers knew that and 2.  If Manny&#8217;s juicing, he&#8217;s BEEN juicing, and Bawston has another team that cheated to win it all three total if you count the massive hometown discount Kevin McHale gave the Celtics for Garnett.)  So if nothing else, Simmons did stand up and say &#8220;well, shit, maybe my team was a bunch of juiced-up hypocrites.&#8221;</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s the biggest compliment I can give that homer, I guess.</p>
<p>/&#8221;Manny only juiced aftuh the fackin&#8217; trade!  Ow-ah titles ah clean, you fackin&#8217; Hawlywood faggots!&#8221;  (turns around backwards Sox hat and points at the &#8220;B&#8221;)  &#8220;Papi doesn&#8217;t miss Manny in the lineup and Papi nevah roided, the big fat dahkie just can&#8217;t hit anymore&#8211;fah no good fackin&#8217; reason!  Sawx nevah cheat!  Fack you!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: starksgotejected</title>
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		<dc:creator>starksgotejected</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 23:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Vince from Sham-Wow:

Did you ever find the Saigon whore who bit your tongue off?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Vince from Sham-Wow:</p>
<p>Did you ever find the Saigon whore who bit your tongue off?</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 23:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty sure I would be a great coach - for a girls softball team - high school. I read a book once. It was dirty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I would be a great coach &#8211; for a girls softball team &#8211; high school. I read a book once. It was dirty.</p>
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