Delaware: 222 years of suck. The state’s House of Representatives blocked Governor McKickass in his attempt to bring legalized sports gambling to a state whose only real tourist draw is a big gay beach. Oh well, it looks like I’ll just have to spend another season giving my money to overseas sports books starting….NOW!
Tags: Degenerate Behavoir, Delaware, Gambling, Unsilent Majority
May 7th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
These states with their anti-gambling laws. It’s so adorable!
May 7th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Delaware: The Grundle of America
May 7th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Delaware has an awesome non-gay beach, in addition to Rehobeth.
http://www.thestarboard.com/
May 7th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Are you kidding me? Delaware has the sheistiest business/corporate laws in the entire country! They have no right to ban anything!
http://www.expertlaw.com/library/business/where_to_incorporate.html#2
May 7th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
This gay beach you speak of, is that by chance the same beach where Peter King and Britfar fell in love?
May 7th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Yes yes, I’m aware of the hetero hangouts as well.
May 7th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Nestminder is singing the praises of going “downy ocean.” That’s lovely. Though I’m sure that’s the first time in recorded history Dewey Beach has been called awesome.
May 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Though I’m sure that’s the first time in recorded history Dewey Beach has been called awesome.
You’ll have to check with Van Pelt on that one.
May 7th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Did you hear about Poodle Beach from Ape?
May 7th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
gotta agree with ape and um on this one. I lived in DB and worked in RB- just different types of suckitude. if you’ve only got one year left to live, move to Slower Lower- each day lasts a fuckin eternity.
May 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I’m confused – I thought the best beaches were in locations where the weather is, ya know…warm?
Here I am dickin’ around at Hilton Head and Vero and the real action was in Delaware. Fuck me.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
let’s not forget that Delaware gave us George Thorogood (more like Thorobad) and the Destroyers, show some respect.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
And THIS after the rest of the country is forced to take a gamble with Joe Biden? Delaware owes us, man.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
The Starboard is where the great Gary Williams hangs out picking up 20 year old chicks, when he should be out recruiting so Maryland doesn’t suck ass yet again. Can’t really argue with his priorities though.
Ape’s just pissed cuz it’s one of the 5 towns in the USA without a Steelers bar.
/can’t even back that up
May 7th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Well, I live in RB and drink in DB, and I seem to be doing okay. By the way, sketch – Anthony Clark wants his shitty joke back.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I had a threesome with Ape’s parents in Dewey Beach aka Hedonism of the Mid-Atlantic.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
DelMarVaFlaWa
May 7th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I think what you meant to write was: “Oh well, it looks like I’ll just have to spend another season giving my money to CHARITY.”
Because the feds frown on the shenanigans of the overseas/offshore/Internet sports wagering operations.
It’s OK, typos happen.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Agree with dick_gozinia.
How fucking dare a state as shady as Delaware (”No Sales Tax!” “Incorporation Capital of the World!”) NOT give us legalized sports gambling? The state is built on the backs of shell corporations and credit cards fees, for Christ’s sake. At least throw us a bone and legalize weed, coke, or something.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
“Well, I live in RB and drink in DB, and I seem to be doing okay. By the way, sketch – Anthony Clark wants his shitty joke back.”
How do you define OK? Getting drunk enough at the Crusty Rudder to go get your fudge packed when you get home?
May 7th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
“Crusty Rudder”
/sees what you did there
May 7th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Ah, gay jokes. Truly, that’s the Lord’s work.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Actually, I was going to say I have a good job, a nice home, a loving wife and two great kids. Your gay joke is much better, though.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Delaware’s license plates should read “One Gigantic Liquor Store” since that’s all I’ve used it for while going to college in Pennsylvania
May 7th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Yes yes, I’m aware of the hetero hangouts as well.
One more yes and you would have been this guy.
/my kid loves this stuff what can I say?
May 7th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
gays live in rb with their “families”
May 7th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
As if sticking your hang low into another man’s ass wasn’t enough of a gamble these days, you want them to lose what the banks haven’t already taken?
May 7th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
damn, I didn’t know so many fucking people lived in/by delaware. Shit’s fucked up.
May 7th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Please legalize gambling USA so I can move back on-shore. Living off-shore is…well, it’s pretty sweet but I miss In-n-Out burger.
May 7th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
As far as I know, there are no In-n-Out Burgers in Delaware. That is all.
/In-n-Out Urge
May 8th, 2009 at 10:41 am
We do have 5 Guys, though.
/awaits inevitable gay joke from that fact.