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		<title>By: rodgers_neighborhood</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14497.html/comment-page-1#comment-125102</link>
		<dc:creator>rodgers_neighborhood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 01:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>/would rather lay some cable in the men&#039;s room</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>/would rather lay some cable in the men&#8217;s room</p>
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		<title>By: Mike D</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14497.html/comment-page-1#comment-125017</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait until he builds a moat filled with creeters and badgers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait until he builds a moat filled with creeters and badgers</p>
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		<title>By: Concrete Cyanide</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14497.html/comment-page-1#comment-124941</link>
		<dc:creator>Concrete Cyanide</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t be the only one around wondering this, but what the fuck are professional journalists doing &quot;texting&quot; athletes?  What happened to good old-fashioned phone calls and house stalking?  

/ludditism</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t be the only one around wondering this, but what the fuck are professional journalists doing &#8220;texting&#8221; athletes?  What happened to good old-fashioned phone calls and house stalking?  </p>
<p>/ludditism</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;&#039;If sand should touch the ground, said sand shall be turned over to the village idiot&#039;. Since I don&#039;t see him around, start shoveling, Peter.&quot; - Brett Favre reading the Hattiesburg, Mississippi town charter. 


Oh yeah- fuck you, Brett Favre.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8216;If sand should touch the ground, said sand shall be turned over to the village idiot&#8217;. Since I don&#8217;t see him around, start shoveling, Peter.&#8221; &#8211; Brett Favre reading the Hattiesburg, Mississippi town charter. </p>
<p>Oh yeah- fuck you, Brett Favre.</p>
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		<title>By: Sinlindin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sinlindin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You don&#039;t encroach on PK&#039;s Favre-texting territory without something bad happening too you. Hanson&#039;s going to come home to PK sitting in his kitchen, in the dark, with a gun. Better have some coffee ready.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You don&#8217;t encroach on PK&#8217;s Favre-texting territory without something bad happening too you. Hanson&#8217;s going to come home to PK sitting in his kitchen, in the dark, with a gun. Better have some coffee ready.</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/14497.html/comment-page-1#comment-124810</link>
		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 16:50:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This couldn&#039;t be from PK....he actually has Favre&#039;s phone number.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This couldn&#8217;t be from PK&#8230;.he actually has Favre&#8217;s phone number.</p>
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		<title>By: herc rock</title>
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		<dc:creator>herc rock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 15:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.</p>
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		<title>By: fallex</title>
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		<dc:creator>fallex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 15:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;...had direct communication with Favre - through Cook.&quot;

Yes, and I had intimate relations with Alexis Texas - through my hand.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;had direct communication with Favre &#8211; through Cook.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yes, and I had intimate relations with Alexis Texas &#8211; through my hand.</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 14:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s like Christmas every day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s like Christmas every day.</p>
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		<title>By: Tracer Bullet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tracer Bullet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 14:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Laying sand in the yard = Shooting a load into Peter King&#039;s back hair.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Laying sand in the yard = Shooting a load into Peter King&#8217;s back hair.</p>
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