BOOBS TO SOOTHE THE SAVAGE DREW. A quick palliative for Drew after his morning hateFavrefest, here’s a Tumblr page dedicated to posting images of Christina Hendricks, Drew’s and everyone else’s favorite uberbuxom redhead from TV’s Mad Men. This is also a reminder to shoot over your sexbag questions for this week’s column. Ufford will be authoring it this week, so gird yourself for some tersely worded scorn.
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Dude…her name is DAGMAR MIDCAP. That sucks all the sexay right out of it no matter how she looks. And she’s definitely not as bad as Christina Hendricks up there.
Get your questions about sex answered by the guy who leaves behind dead hookers in his wake. Great idea KSK.
In Ufford’s defense, those hookers were technically still alive when he last saw them.
@Geno
Dagmar? Really????
She needs a stage name. Something normal sounding. Something like… Kelly Smith.
But reading her bio, she does have a long list of impressive credits.
The question is not “What would I do to Christina Hendricks?”. The question is, in fact, “What would I NOT do to Christina Hendricks?”. The answer is “Nothing”. I would, in fact, do anything and everything for her.
/might have a thing for redheads with boobs
A Happy Place and make it snow – +1
I’ve liked this broad ever since she seduced Captain Mal with a Bible verse.
“I’m going to the special hell”
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/03/11/123-mad-men/
Apparently she isn’t actually a redhead if you believe the internets
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0376716/bio
wanna see some great ginger action? check out the weather girl on cbs’ local affiliate in the atl for the 6 and 11 weathercasts. canadian chick came south and us good ole boys welcome this canuck, eh. when she comes on you can hear zippers going down from marrietta all the way to turner field.
@Slash — i just can’t wait. usually don’t read these but will be all over it tomorrow. there will be blood.
Get your questions about sex answered by the guy who leaves behind dead hookers in his wake. Great idea KSK.
Unless people need guidance about purchasing windowless vans or someone to settle the ol’ duct tape vs. rope debate, I doubt anyone will see a benefit from this.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Redheads with hug bazookas are unicorns and Red is their leader.
Don’t forget about the rare Italian red-heads that can’t get anyone to believe they’re not Irish. Until they start cooking, of course.
Scotland and Ireland have the highest proportion of redheads in the world. Scotland and Ireland also have the highest proportion of drunken, violent manic-depressives in the world.
@Mo Charlo, agreed. Hot red heads are a rare breed. Red heads are a little too pale for my taste, but I’d make an exception for Christina Hendricks
I can only stalk so many women at once.
The best part about hot redheads is that I come across them with the frequency that I come across four-leaf clovers.
At the risk of dorking myself, one of her first gigs was on Firefly. She had two episodes there that left me all tingley-like.
NOW THAT’S A FIRE!
Ah, Christina Hendricks- they sure knew how to make buxom red headed secretaries back then, which is to say, now.
If this our reward for angering the Big Daddy, I say piss him off again! “Uh, I heard that Childress is going to promise Favre that TJack will start in the non-Packer games, and that Favre can stay in Mississippi until it’s time to start preparing for Green Bay.”
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding *spins like top* vrooooooom *pants* nyea nyea nyea nyea *heart beats out of chest* *foot pounds ground*
She’s just incredible. It’s a shame they didn’t grab some screencaps from her days on Firefly…just smokin.
The unveiling of the fire bush is one of life’s greatest pleasures. If you have the means and the wherewithall, I highly suggest that you avail yourself of one; they are so choice.
I don’t know this “red hair” that you speak of, but thanks for the pictures of boobies!
The great thing about hot readheads is the equal mix of arousal and fear. The idea that they would be doing all sorts of naughty things with you, then SNAP!!!…something sets off that violent, uncontrolled Redhead temper and they kill you and everyone within a two mile radius with their bare hands.
Wowie wow wow. I pulled something. I may pull it again.
My favorite redhead to this point was Angie Everhart, but I’m willing to check out more photos of Miss Hendricks up there to determine if she gets the top spot. Might even mix in a few Bryce Dallas Howard pics while I’m at it.
/see you guys in twenty…
I love tersely worded scorn.
Thank you so much. I don’t think I’ve ever hit ‘Follow’ quicker.
It’s a damn shame that they airbrush the bejeezus out of that woman in every magazine spread she does (right next to a quote about her weight, too… lulz). She’s smoking hot, although I’m infinitely more mesmerized by Betty. WHY MUST I WAIT UNTIL AUGUST FOR NEW EPISODES!?
I thought everyone’s favorite red head was Molly Ringwald?
Thank you.
/überbuxom has an umlaut