ZOMBIE BEN EXPERIENCE NO CHANGE IN HEADSMARTS!
Sorry to distract from the Holy Cross douche presently digging himself a deeper, Twisted Tea filled hole in the comment section of the previous post, but I was introduced to this amazing site run by a Swiss artist who draws celebrities and public figures in zombie form. Damn Umbrella, up to their tricks again. Anynerd, he did one of Roethlisberger a few days back, and that image has to jibe with Ufford’s vision of an undead Stiller Nation.
Tags: ben rongrastname, World War PEW, xmas ape, zombie hines is numbell one smaltest zombie
April 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
CHOCO TA…er, i mean….BRRAAINSS, BRAINS!!!
April 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Ooh, can I get one of Corey Stringer?
April 9th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Did he do a Mike Vick? Brett Favre? Dan Snyder?
Please, please, please…
April 9th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
maybe this is what he’ll look like after this summers crash or once he realizes taco bell no longer have choco taco’s.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Are we sure that’s not a police sketch from after the motorcycle accident?
April 9th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
@corbloveswillie: i was at the movies last night and they had a machine in the lobby that sold Choco Tacos, among other Good Humor treats. Don’t tell Big Ben.
(also, i realized that i probably shouldn’t link to myspace, so i linked to my shitty blog instead. It has a story!)
April 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I think we all know who is responsible for ZomBen’s condition…
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A2D2m8pAw58/SX6SzICgLzI/AAAAAAAAAc8/j1ShJzCfb1Q/s320/SteelersFan.jpg
April 9th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I heard that Stiller fans have also begun eating living flesh. Not because they are zombies, but because they are sycophants who mindlessly follow their Choco Taco God. Also, it’s not like they’re slim and health-conscious and give a flying fuck about what they stick into their pieholes.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Ooooh, oooh, where’s Darryl Stingley’s sketch? Wait, what?
April 9th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Doesn’t matter. Zombie Ben still dodges tacklers like a latter-day Tarkenton, but with winning SB bling.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
That’s not Ben as a zombie. That’s what he looks like after a Sunday afternoon beind that shit-ass offensive line.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Ape just wants to use this as an excuse to shoot Zombie Flacco.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
DA BEN LIKE PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD IN HEAD! BEN GOOD HUNTER, TAKE DOWN HUMANS! PEW PEW PEW PEW, TAKE THAT ZOE!
April 10th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Larry Fitzgerald didn’t want to believe that the zombie apocalypse was coming….
April 10th, 2009 at 1:59 am
I would love to see an artist’s representation of me as a zombie.
April 10th, 2009 at 3:03 am
BIG BEN GO BEEF MOE ON SOME BRAINS
April 10th, 2009 at 7:51 am
just in time for zombie jesus day
April 10th, 2009 at 9:55 am
That’s just a taste of what you look like if you party proper at the Cross.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Date raping turns you into a Zombie?
Que “The more you know”
April 10th, 2009 at 11:02 am
“i was at the movies last night and they had a machine in the lobby that sold Choco Tacos, among other Good Humor treats. Don’t tell Big Ben.”
Now I’m picturing Ben as the robot that humps machines from Robot Chicken.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:27 am
World War PEW = best tag ever.