The Words of Marshawn Lynch and e.e. cummings, Mashed Up at Last
PRESENTING THE FIRST PUBLISHED WORKS OF E.E. CRUNKINGS
(Note: Every stanza has lines from both Marshawn Lynch’s blog and an e.e. cummings poem)
i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it’s something about me that a lot of people wouldn’t believe…
buy me an ounce and i’ll sell you a pound.
anyone lived in a pretty how town
i need all da buffalo fans to keep it lit for us while we doin our thang
Buffalo Bill’s defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion
we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again…
whistles far and wee
I’m havin a “I’m ya daddi boi toy give a way.”
and eddyandbill come running from marbles and piracies and it’s spring
Me up at does out of the floor
And eyes big love-crumbs, and possibly i like the thrill
U feel me tho? lmao.
someones married their everyones.
you wanna know how???
they do not give a fuck for luck
im n da yard today to say RIP to a fallen BEAST and ma prayers are out to his family…..
one day anyone died i guess
?o baby i wouldn’t like Death if Death were good:for when
we did are thang against dem chief.
i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do…
follow no path all paths lead where Women and men (both dong and ding)
nuh nuh nuh…
here is the deepest secret nobody knows
two words…
BEAST MODE!
Tags: bad poetry, BEEF MOE, captain caveman, e.e. crunkings, incoherence squared
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April 15th, 2009 at 11:32 am
/d’offs cap
//bows
I think this the culmination of all that is right in the world. It’s all downhill from here, everybody.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I’m havin a “I’m ya daddi boi toy give a way.”
I’ve never read e.e. cummings, but I’m guessing that line is not from one of his poems.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:41 am
(Note: Every stanza has lines from both Marshawn Lynch’s blog and an e.e. cummings poem)
I find myself wishing you hadn’t included this explanation.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:41 am
wow.
that was dreadfully incoherent.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:46 am
U feel me tho? lmao.
well done
April 15th, 2009 at 11:48 am
If by “failed experiments” you mean “yes, oh god yes, give me more,” then yes, I’d file this under “failed experiments.”
April 15th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I find it deliciously incoherent.
/slow clap
April 15th, 2009 at 11:53 am
When it comes to flowin, though, I still gotta give the nod to MB3
April 15th, 2009 at 11:55 am
oh for the love of sweet Jebus I want more…
April 15th, 2009 at 11:56 am
they do not give a fuck for luck
Well done!
that was dreadfully incoherent.
Does the fucking “bad poetry” tag mean anything?
Some douches are douches just because they will always be douches. How’s that for incoherent?
April 15th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I like it. That is some good shit right there.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
that was dreadfully incoherent.
Criticizing a KSK post for being incoherent is like criticizing Drew for being fat and gay.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Some douches are douches just because they will always be douches. How’s that for incoherent?
i guess my sarcasm came off as sincere.
apologies.
also, go fuck yourself.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Best thing I’ve seen on the internet in ages. Good work!
April 15th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
i never said “dreadfully incoherent” was a bad thing.
if i wanted to read something dry and devoid of humor i would take a time machine back to 1995 and buy a newspaper (i think that’s what they were called).
/dick joke
April 15th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
DreaIncoFlaWa!
April 15th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Shakespeare and Chris Cooley?
Robert Frost and Martellus Bennett?
Sylvia Plath and Caitlin Davis?
The “failed experiments” tag couldn’t be more inaccurate. Thank you for this.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
also, go fuck yourself.
bk, they’re just mad at you because you supported Apartheid
April 15th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Robert Frost and Martellus Bennett?
add a “dreadfully incoherent” tag and make this an irregular feature
that’s what I’d like to see
April 15th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
That boy’s a SHAKESPEARE!
April 15th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Too bad you couldn’t work in a little “between the breasts of bestial Marj”
/wipes away a small tear
April 15th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
All right. Your voices have been heard. “failed experiments” tag removed. I shall put an “incoherence squared” tag in its place.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Crunk is the new impressionism.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
i hope one day, they throw the transcipt, the whole website of marshawns blog into a time capsule, and that people open it in 200 years. i think it would explain a lot about what went on during this time period.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
After you get tired of reading poetry, check out Gabriel Gudding’s ‘A Defense of Poetry’
should provide welcome relief
April 15th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
SLOW CLAP
And for the record, e.e. crunkings is the first person to ever make e.e. cummings enjoyable to read.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
*snapping fingers*
April 15th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one who secretly suspects that Marshawn Lynch is some sort of genius. He’s quasi-Kanye-ish and pseudo-Gore Vidal-ish.
April 15th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
little joe gould has lost his grillz and doesn’t know where to find them
April 15th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
CHUH CHUH
/gives up
April 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
That might fly at Penthouse but c’mon, this is the uproxx network!
April 15th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Fucking brilliant.
April 15th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
My English Undergrad’s (insert joke here) hatred for this is delicious.
Outstanding work.
April 15th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Can you read e.e. crunkings while crumpin’? The east bay would like to know.
April 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
This is the start of a beautiful segment.
Welcome to KSK’s Deaf Poetry Jam
April 15th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Welcome to KSK’s Deaf Poetry Jam
When do I get to do one?
/StuScott’d
April 15th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
We’ve just witnessed greatness.
April 15th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
As an ee cummings fan and overall Marshawn Lynch fan, I say bravo.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
What futuremrs said. Magnificent work.
April 16th, 2009 at 12:19 am
I think we’ve found something to add to Drew’s list of things that are only not gay if you’re stoned.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am
i had hella fun dis night cannot be so sky
sky cannot be so sunful
I am through you so i know its been a long time since i left you witout some dope words to make fun of.
You could also try some William Carlos Williams:
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
I plan to make 2 kids very happy dis xmas
April 16th, 2009 at 10:20 am
The weakside blitz comes on little cat’s feet …
– BenJarvus Frost
/leaves to attempt “I ran the route less covered …”