Comments on: The Trouble With Fatties, Foreigners and All Cutler All the Time: The KSK Sex and Football Mailbag

By: Bouchie

Bouchie — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:33:27 +0000

A friend of mine had the unfortunate experience of contacting herpes from an ex-boyfriend. It really devastated her for some time but she moved on with her life. Now she found a lovely person that she wants to have a long term relationship with. She has not told him that that she has herpes yet. I think she is afraid that if she does he may say goodbye. Talk about a terrible dilema, I wish I knew what to tell her. In my culture we dont actually ever talk about these things.

By: I Didn't Even Get Breakup Sex

I Didn't Even Get Breakup Sex — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:21:07 +0000

@JMill:
Well from what I’ve seen Western Europe isn’t worth your time. For my money, Polish girls have been the hottest and are easy but only once they’re comfortable around you – so for example, you might have to come to the same bar day in/day out for 2 weeks to get the waitress you’re eyeing to trust you. But, as my mom told me years ago before my first solo journey there: If you can’t get laid in Poland, it’s time to consider priesthood.

Ask again in 2 months though after I’ve been through Croatia/Austria/Hungary. I’ve heard good things.

By: JMill

JMill — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:34:00 +0000

I can’t believe someone is actually asking if he can sleep with his friends ex-wife. Have you ever read the guy code. If you consider this guy a friend even if he’s not a close friend…ex-wife’s are off limits….FOREVER

By: JMill

JMill — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:31:53 +0000

Break up Sex….

Where in Europe are you going? I’m moving to Turkey to work with the Embassy for a couple of years, I’ll be out in Ankara, a few hours away from Istanbul, and I need to know where the best European poon is, the muslim bitches out in Turkey won’t put out, which sucks, because a lot of them are pretty hot. It’s like going to a car show though…you can look but you can’t get behind the wheel and take it for a ride.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 17:11:30 +0000

@ Yuck Fou – Try taking your own advice – see number 2 of your screed.

/Rim Job Joke

By: TomOsborneForPrez

TomOsborneForPrez — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:21:26 +0000

John Whorf:
No. But she did marry the next guy she banged. Go figure.

By: yuck fou

yuck fou — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:19:46 +0000

Can we get Drew back? Please? He offers the truth, and remember two things: 1. The truth is funny, and 2. Brevity is the heart of wit. You definitely hit number two. Your clearly don’t know number one enough to be talking about sex/relationships as an honest, good opinion. Not your fault, but you don’t know. Ape, I know that you kind of tried, but your inexperience shows. Drew knows, Matt knows, and maybe some others as far as I know, but you clearly don’t. I’m not trying to be mean, just being honest. It boils down to this: if your married, you’re fucking married. Done deal, you committed, so now you have to honor your commitment. If you’re single, and you think you love her, marry her. If you don’t, then get rid of her and keep looking. Done and done, stop fucking around; life is short.

By: That'samare

That'samare — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:23:00 +0000

@ Prom guy: You gotta take your friend to the prom. keep in mind, the average girl spends a shit load more money on prom than a guy. A lot of them (even the “tom boy” ones), put a lot of thought into this. So don’t screw it up. Plus, just because she’s your friend, and even if you’re in friend zone, doesn’t mean she won’t want a prom night stand with you. Treat her well, and you never know what will happen. At the very least, she’ll mention to her friends she had a great time and that you’re a great guy. You’ll get a free advertisement for other girls.

As for the guy who wants to sleep with his friend’s ex wife: Don’t. It’s one thing if it’s an ex girlfriend, but it’s another if it’s an ex-wife. There’s so many bad things that could happen that makes this a really bad idea. Like someone said before, don’t be “that guy.”

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:59:04 +0000

TOFP: did she lose the weight a month later?
does she frequently receive packages from the UPS guy?

By: TomOsborneForPrez

TomOsborneForPrez — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:50:52 +0000

Personal trainer guy:

You’re obviously a dick. You’re a personal trainer AND you’re jumping ship on your team.

That said, you’ve got reason to be worried. I like JMill’s athlete analogy.
You drafted Jonathan Sullivan.

my ex gained 60 in 8 months. Beat that.