Comments on: The Single Most Douchetastic Email You’ll Ever Read

By: Elle

Elle — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 18:50:51 +0000

The last person I heard use the exact sentence “I party like a rock star” was a 33 year old cokehead/alcoholic who has lived with his parents his entire adult life except for college and a brief period where his mom paid his rent.

By: Leilani Cloer

Leilani Cloer — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:46:19 +0000

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By: Anonguy

Anonguy — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:02:30 +0000

@ Name Redacted

You’d buy him a drink because you are him. Go fuck yourself with a razor blade and die.

By: Toga Tony

Toga Tony — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:06:23 +0000

I went to Holy Cross and Christ I want to kick his teeth in.

Asshole.

By: [name redacted] for president

[name redacted] for president — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:41:24 +0000

I find it a little funny that he has better grammar and spelling than just about anybody here. Have some pride in your posts. Maybe most of you are just not good at anything, which would explain the lack of pride.
He also made a much better choice with what to do with his time at work.

I don’t know what inspires you all, but if this doesn’t inspire you to “get it done”(even in your own definition), you’re a sad story and you should really take a good look in the mirror. Half the trouble is having the right attitude. He got up and did exactly what he needed to do. Who am I to judge him whether his choices were right or wrong, with his attitude, even if he makes one or two right decisions, he’s ahead of the game. He’s not sitting back calling other people douchebags. It seems like everybody seems to think he cares about being called a douchebag. Sticks and stones. He’d win in either fight (sticks and stones, or words), he went to a quality school.

If you didn’t get to hang out with this guy, you really have no idea what you missed. It can’t be put into words, and I’m sorry you didn’t have the opportunity, or were too scared to find out what it would be like to have fun.

I would buy him a drink, so would many other people. Maybe you can’t see it, but he’s a winner. We elect winners(by definition). George W didn’t have fun? Please. I’ll try not to pretend I know all of your situations, but you seriously don’t get it if you’re ragging on him this much.

By: hc2008

hc2008 — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:33:46 +0000

i know him very well and graduated with him, and he does sound like a dbag in this email, but none of you could hang with him on one ofhisbenders. fact of the matter is he was an animal and twisted teas are delicious and contain more alcohol than you fags who drank natty or busch or keystone after freshman year. not saying its a mans drink but thats what you drink on a friday at noon when you can afford other shit. lastly, none of youcould hang with holy cross kids, we were bred in the north east to become alcoholics and your bosses. and by the way he was at onepoint a d1 athlete….so granted he s a tool so are all of you

By: EmoHippieNOT

EmoHippieNOT — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 00:42:20 +0000

Sick man non-conformity, right on….NOT. get a life you fat bitches and skinny faggots who never got laid. At least the the fat bitches were a slump buster once. No one ever liked you at the party, the people love the drunken asshole and more importantly, the beautiful broads do to. Get over yourselves, yea we made fun of you losers, but you deserved it. Go suck each others dicks in a non conformist chat room and get over how cool and good you are for this world. You suck in reality.

By: ilaugh@shit

ilaugh@shit — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 19:18:33 +0000

aaaaaahahaha, the best thing about this is that he spends the whole time saying how he partied so hard core, like a “rock star” so, im expecting at least some small mentions of whiskey and possibly a little cocaine. but no no, he was waaay tougher than that. he was drinking twisted tea and taking adderoll. what a bad ass.

By: Church of Realism

Church of Realism — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 19:06:46 +0000

Nothing says I’m a fucking flaming ‘mo more than that e-mail, that and drinking twisted tea. I’m surprised he was able to mash the appropriate keys to send this out what with wiping all the jizz off his mouth and everything.

By: owls and gophs and craep

owls and gophs and craep — Tue, 25 May 2010 02:26:53 +0000

Ah, just giving this my bi-monthly review. Still golden. Still twisted as FACKIN TEA…