You know your team has a problem with crime when DUI reports produce blase leads like that from a local news outlet. Here it is as read by a Bengals fan: Another [rolls eyes, sighs] Cincinnati Bengal [jerking motion with hand] is in trouble with the law [shoots self in face].
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Wait ’til Tank Johnson gets his phonky up!
If that’s the road he was on he was most likely leaving Deja Vu,(Strip Club) And I don’t blame him for being drunk from some of the girls that work there.
Sad thing is that they were actually winning games though when they had all the assholes going to jail and shit
Living in Ohio is more than enough reason to be shitfaced all the time.
Needs more weapons and drug charges.
Another stupid motherfucker.
In other news it looks like Pac-Man and Matt Jones will fit in nicely with the Bengals team philosophy of “Get rich or die tryin’”.
How is this news?
Well the ohio national guard is now outgunned for one.
I also enjoyed the South Park ripping of Mencia and Kanye. I just wish Mencia died for reals, yo.
How is this newsworthy?
South Park epicly dismantling both Carlos Mencia and Kanye West… numbel one smirretime for miamidieser!!!
I’m sure it was just his way of welcoming Tank to the team.
Didn’t take long for them to get back to the old skool ways of off season football.
This seems like pretty sloppy police work to me. I mean, HOW did they not find his weed? You can’t tell me a DUI Bengal didn’t have weed too; it flies in the face of everything we know about arrested Bengals.
Maybe he wants Hank Haney to work on his golf swing?
On the bright side, no pedestrians appear to have been killed and/or mauled.