Tank Johnson Arrives at Bengals Headquarters
This should work well. If there’s one thing Marvin Lewis is good at, it’s taking players who’ve had trouble with the law and shaping them into a team of winners. In that they win four to seven games. (And sometimes tie!)
EDITORIAL NOTE: The KSK staff apologizes for the lack of “Bengals Add Firepower to Lineup” headlines. We felt disembodied ghost heads encouraging Tank to kill — KILL!!! — had greater priority.
Tags: captain caveman, cincinnati bengals, tank johnson, Ufford Photoshops
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April 8th, 2009 at 9:41 am
With a name like Tank he has to be…uh…FAT.
April 8th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Cincinnati’s shoulder pads are being upgraded to kevlar.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:09 am
what part of that photo is ’shopped?
April 8th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Obviously the fire hydrant.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:40 am
WHO DEY led a prayer meeting and decided to hug it out
http://magnificentbastards-buckwheat.blogspot.com/2009/03/kurt-warner-hands-ball-off-like.html
April 8th, 2009 at 10:42 am
The suit is photoshopped in, right?
April 8th, 2009 at 10:43 am
We need a “Road Trip” post with Ocho, Tank, Chris Henry and TJ going to Vegas. Or Wyoming. Your choice.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:46 am
All they need is Pacman and Plax and the circle will be complete.
April 8th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It can’t be coincidence that there are 2 cops within 20 feet of him
April 8th, 2009 at 11:14 am
I’ve never been part of a tie. I never even knew that that was in the rulebook.
April 8th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I give it two weeks before they sign Matt Jones to make up for losing Housh. Jones and Henry together, what could possibly go wrong?
April 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Great photoshop work, Ufford.
April 8th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Is Chris Henry wearing a feather boa?
April 8th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The Cincinnati Bengals: The Australia of the NFL.
What’s the over/under on signing Vick and Jones to a contract before the season begins?
April 8th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
They bengals shouldjust say fuck it and change their face masks to those that the put on inmates who are biters and spitters.