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ah, the mailbag.
ksk’s post-millenial answer to the eternal question: what is a suitable follow-on concept for placenta helper?
when in doubt: fuck it up; shit on it; or make a dick joke.
if truly flummoxed, do all 3 in random order.
Come on Carrie, write in! We promise we’ll go easy on ya. (that’s more of a promise than you’ll get from that salad tosser!)
If you really want to commemorate Christ, you should try anal 9 months before Christmas
I mean, how do you think that ‘Immaculate Conception’ thing really went down?
I’m not afraid, per se, to write into the mailbag again, but just… unsure of the response I’ll get.
Read: I’m terrified.
Rules, much like anuses and Apollo Creed, were meant to be broken.
Country Oaks Apartments? In Knoxville, TN?
I live there.
Well, tell me then, Jizzthrasher, is the No Anal b4 Xmas a rule, or just a guideline?
Jizzman I was thinking Dallas texas, and whaddaya know… at least two options.
I am still horrified by the sign however. I just ope the photo was taken on christmas eve.
Country Oaks Apartments? In Knoxville, TN?
I live there.
so does this mean no mailbag this week?
/sulks
//checks blood sugar
///listens to chris gaines
@FMRA – you want him to like you for his huge penis or the promise of anal on Xmas? Cuz I don’t think you’re going to want both.
Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book!
FML
@FMRA – Sex Change?
step 1: walk around locker rooms completely naked.
@fmra, dress up as his favorite super heroine and let him “fall asleep inside of you”
@Jim U. – You just caused Ape to make a mess.
@FMRA – Get a Stillers tramp stamp and get Ape a subscription to Cat Fancy.
Father Flanagan taught me anal is for Easter. You do it on Good Friday, and three days later, your asshole rises from the dead, ready for more.
LOL HOW DO I GET XMAS APE 2 LIKE ME?!?!?!? LOL
/Again.
The sign is right. You should wait until Christmas Day to have anal sex. It’s the only proper way to celebrate the birth of God’s son.
I’m afraid to write to the mailbag.
I live for the mailbag