Comments on: Shemale Jets Fans, Belle Ragazze and Ampersands: Your Extra Long KSK Sex and Football Mailbag

By: Rodge

Rodge — Mon, 04 May 2009 10:39:42 +0000

How exactly does one “manicure a snatch”?

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Mon, 04 May 2009 02:09:38 +0000

@LI Matt: Thank you good sir. You’re a golden god.

By: LI Matt

LI Matt — Sun, 03 May 2009 10:13:52 +0000

OK, I found it.

The screenshot at the top is from Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 4.

You’re welcome.

By: Suite Phil

Suite Phil — Sun, 03 May 2009 01:53:20 +0000

I’m not saying I’d actively pursue another man’s wife, but if she’s looking around, I don’t see that it’s my responsibility to keep her faithful. If she’s a cheating whore, she’s a cheating whore, and she’ll stray eventually. Satan obviously doesn’t respect his friend that much, so I’d say fuck it–if it wasn’t for the working together thing and that he’s got a girlfriend.

Fucking a co-worker is bad fucking news, as is cheating on someone you’re in a relationship with.

By: JMill

JMill — Sat, 02 May 2009 13:00:06 +0000

I could see Satan’s Hand Puppet hanging out with Nick Lachey and Matt Leinart.

Brah, I just fucked your wife

Brah, that’s bad ass, how was she.

Ask Matt, he fucked her too

Brah, that’s totally funny, because while you two were fucking her, I fucked yours!

Brah, that’s totally gnarly, how does my dick taste!

Tastes just like those times we drink from the same bottle of Jager!!

Brah

BRAHHHHH!!

By: DaveG

DaveG — Sat, 02 May 2009 08:26:48 +0000

@Satan’s Hand Puppet. It’s just pussy? Well, then what’s the big deal? Why don’t you just tell your friend? “Hey brosef, I’ve been fucking your wife for a while! No worriez (I imagine you add the Z) brozilla, it’s just pussy!” Do you really not understand the idea of “‘emotional involvement”? Your friend made a giant commitment (marriage) to this girl, and you’re spitting in his face every time. To second what everyone else has said, you’re a shitty person who somehow thinks sex is more important than actual relationships. Yeah, that’s fine for a while, but you’re a grown-ass man now. The important thing is that you have the capacity to change. Seriously. Just stop having sex with her. After all, it’s just pussy.

/see what I did there? Using your own words against you?
//sighs

By: johndewar

johndewar — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:53:43 +0000

@Satan’s Hand Puppet: The only pussy I see is you. For not being a man and getting your own woman, rather than drinking another man’s Kool Aid. Weak fucking coward. I hope your “friend” kicks the living shit out of you.

By: swing4

swing4 — Sat, 02 May 2009 04:12:22 +0000

@Bathroom Jack: Have you considered the possibility that you are a shitty lay?

We seem to have a consensus from the female KSK Kontingent that women enjoy good sex, and want to have it frequently (before the exhaustion of mairrage, that is). If your girl isn’t in to it, maybe you just plain aren’t pleasing her.

Since you two have been together for most, if not all, of her sexual life, she might not have enough variety of experience to know what what will please her with a partner, and/or, might not be able to communicate what she would like to you. If so, she either a) doesn’t know there is something better out there for her, b) does know, but doesn’t know how to get it from you, or c) does know and thinks you are incapable of delivering it.

Any way you look at it, the fact that she still misguidedly tolerates unsatisfying sex once a week, after eight years, means she sees something else in you worth sticking around for, the same way you do in her. If you can find a way to work with her to improve the experience for both of you, maybe your relationship will have legs for another eight years.

As a side note, I’m curious to know the ages of some of the submitters (chronological, that is — I can guess the emotional). Any chance we can get them to sign their ages along with their handles?

By: Satan's Hand Puppet

Satan's Hand Puppet — Fri, 01 May 2009 22:21:37 +0000

Thanks for the terrific advice, asshats. After all, at the end of the day, it’s just pussy.

By: JMill

JMill — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:10:41 +0000

Ok, here’s the answer to all the “friend zone” questions once and for all.

Get them extremely drunk and make a move on them. If they don’t go for the moves, then you’re fucked…always in the friend zone no matter what. If she does reciprocate the advances, then she’s either a) thought about hooking up with you in the back of her mind, but maybe she was waiting for you to stop being a pussy and make a move or b) she’s too drunk to know what’s going on, but at least you’ll get to fuck her

If you’ve seen Observe and Report, just do what Seth Rogen’s character does to Farris’s character