Sadly, Pictures of Black Jessica Simpson’s Snatch Haven’t Cropped Up Online
“We Made You,” Eminem’s first single on his forthcoming album debuted a few weeks ago to an overwhelming chorus of disapproval. It was so lame, in fact, that this spoof about the NFL Draft put together by The Dallas Cowboys Show very easily surpasses it. Poor Em. A few more forced Sarah Palin jokes would’ve really helped it take.
Tags: Cowboy Fans, Save your money and buy DOOM's album, xmas ape
April 20th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
This is the best thing to come out of Dallas in years.
April 20th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’m still lookin fuh dat Black Jessica Simpson snatch.
Buh-leve dat!
April 20th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Nice headline. Lofty headline.
April 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Mannnn
Supahead has been having a hard time finding work lately, huh?
April 20th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
“When I say MALI … You say BOOOO!!”
/yes, I made a Malibu’s Most Wanted reference
April 20th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
yes, in fact, the eminem video seems quite dated, as previously mentioned here
http://drivewaysitups.com/?p=520
April 20th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
People still pay attention to shitastic mainstream rap?
DOOM album FTW. Needs a full album collabo with Ghost to drop SOOOOOON!
April 20th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@Aaron
Never gonna happen. I’d love to see it, but albums that are rumored to be finished for 2-3 years never end up dropping. Ever.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Did Jerry Jones sign this guy to a multi year deal with big money guaranteed? He raps as well as Double J’s players play football.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I respect anyone in a Leonard Davis jersey
April 20th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Already better than M&M’s song.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Um, the departed Mr. Thomas spells his name “Zach,” not Zack.”
Man, egregious spelling errors like that are not going to win you points with Blach Jessika Simpson.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Leonard Davis is positively YUMMY!
April 20th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
death to wiggers
April 20th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Points deducted for not having the guitar hero floor.
April 20th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I just watched both the original and the parody in a row.
Oh God.
Oh God.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Any chance of Deltron’s new album dropping anytime soon?
April 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Do you mean a Deltron 3030 album or a Del album? Last year he came with 11th Hour, but I don’t know if there’s another 3030 album coming. The first one was so good, I’m not sure if you can follow up with a concept album that will be as good as/better than the original.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:40 am
I think the new Eminem track is great. So shoot me.
April 21st, 2009 at 7:32 am
Musical Merlin, he shines like sterling.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:58 am
White people dial phones like this, black people dial phones like this.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Nice bougainvilla.