Comments on: Reggie Bush is a Vampire, Per Se

By: Ollie

Ollie — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:51:59 +0000

I feel like that looks more like Vince Carter than Reggie Bush…

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:38:00 +0000

Maybe then we’d get more Playboy spreads or illegal sex tapes.

Look, she has a huge ass. That’s enough to make most men lust after her, but seriously, have you SEEN her sex tape? It’s like shitty porn from the 70s. You get better fucking porn from a google image search with safesearch ON nowadays.

Yet for some reason, the US is still OMG SHE MADE TEH SEX TAPE! SHE IS AWEOSME!!!!!!

I’d rather watch Alexis Texas. Her ass is nicer too.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:26:53 +0000

Is this the first post worthy of a “Gay Runningbacks” tag?

By: cross the goal leinart

cross the goal leinart — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:18:22 +0000

Bush is more of an energy vampire, per se

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:18:28 +0000

You too would have abs like that if you constantly had her bouncing on your member. It’s like doing crunches, only better.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:30:37 +0000

Needs More Cheerleaders got it right. It’s all about vanishing points people. Perspective.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:02:18 +0000

I have better abs than Reggie.

- Jay Cutler

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:46:12 +0000

There’s a whole lot of ass in that photo. And then there’s Kim.

His reflection is a summary of Bush’s pro career, you know he’s there, but he just doesn’t show up.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:46:05 +0000

@FMRA: If you did go gay for her, I’d like to be there to witness it. For purely research purposes of course.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:36:09 +0000

Her Kardashiness looks spectacular. My word.

I’m not saying I’d go gay for her, but…